Hypothetically. What would you all suggest a shut-in, socially stunted lady of dubious interests to wear to a function ran by a cohort of criminals?
something respecting the cohort's general theme.
What are the chances of that? We have such vastly different sensibilities, after all.
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! well as an outgoing, socially thriving nonbinary of specific interests, whenever i attend functions ran by cohorts of criminals i prefer bespoke tailored suits. i'm half mafia boss on my lusus' side, though, so your mileage may vary
Green may not be my color, I'm afraid. Jade can manage it, certainly, but for me it's a struggle.
This is very, very tempting. Getting something tailored on short notice may be trouble however. My usual contact is swamped.
Slit dress. If it exposes the collarbones then maybe a pearl drop chain or necklace, especially if it's a darker color. A shawl or capelet if you want something more conservative. Maybe a flower broach or corsage to show your favorite color to give it a splash of individuality.
RE: USUAL CONTACT! i've been working with @amaranthineThread lately. fantastic quality work
Thank you all for your input. You've been a great help. I will prepare three outfits; a suit, a short skirt and trenchcoat combo, and a slit dress. With all of these, I am sure to stun, earn the favor of dangerous and abhorrent men, and not embarrass my deeply talented other self in attendance.