Noctis Fukurō: "Are yooou a troooll in need of a great scare? Hit up Nooocti…"

Are yooou a troooll in need of a great scare? Hit up Noooctis Fukurōōō. Oonly $20 fooor yooour first time. (Please I need mooore pie)

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

- In need of a great scare?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Yes, I scare trooolls for a living. I am a scare actooor

- Do you... do hit jobs?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I have never culled anyooone (dooon't loooook up what happened to the waffle hooouses)

- . - I mmeant like scare hits, but OK!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Oooh yeah, I dooo travel scares ooout of Carnevil.