- You know, caring about who your ancestor supposedly was is really mmore of a highblood thing. 🫢 - But apparently mmine was somme sort of nobler threshecutioner-turned-beastjouster. 😱😆😁🤺🗡️🏇
- Hi, Orphaner Dualscar! 👋😁 I barely believe it mmyself! LOL. Apparently they called himm "The Midknight"... 😆😆😆 - Because he was a beast-jouster, and a mmidblood. LOL 🤣🤣
hah. alright that is vwery funny. perhaps you need training to reach such heights. i could train you.
- You - You could??? 😀 - Haha, wow! What, uh. What exactly would that entail? 😆😆
wvwell so far you havwe seemed to me quite soft and pliable, and quite unintentionally pathetic. i could teach ya to be strong, honorable, train your body and muscles and teach you howvw to be more.... knightly. self reliant. but it wvwould be intense. not sure you can handle it, wvwhelp.
- No, no. I can Handle it - And if I can't, well, if will probably just die, so no harmm no foul right?? 🤣🤣 - Please. I want to becomme stronger. Better than I amm. Nobody has believed in mme as mmuch as you have before. And I could happily forfeit mmy entire life to that kind of approval, if we're being honest! 😂😂
eugh. okay. first lesson wvwill be howvw much is an appropriate amount to showvw your belly. that's too much. if i wvwas a crueler troll, or perhaps younger me, i wvwould use the statement you just gavwe me as free license to wvwalk you into a pit of alligators and jump ovwer your body. that being said, you are agreeing to enter quite the prestigious mentorship. so awvway wvwith the snivweling and forfeiting. from nowvw on, you lose at nothing. you wvwin, and you take. step one. wvwhat is your wvweapon of choice?
- Ohhh thank god, HAHA. Because honestly. I would honestl;y be not so cheesed if you killed mme like that, just because I typically prefer the alternative (living). 🤣🤣😂 - I amm actually fammiliar with two Kind Abstrata. LOL. Pistolkind and Officekind. 😏😏 - Umm, I typically use a staplegun, but amm proficient enough with a regular pistol , as well. And also office supplies, haha - Does that Work for the purposes of our mmentorship, sir? LOL. 😁👍
yes, i wvwould think many trolls prefer to livwe. evwen if all they do wvwith their livwes is eek out and squish a tiny modicum of utility and desperation out from their poorly growvwn livwes, like a dried lime under the sun. anywvways. enough rambling. pistolkind is good, and it wvwill servwe you wvwell. i am an expert marksman so the first thing i wvwill teach you is testing your aim and also howvw to keep the fight at a medium range, wvwhich is suitable for you. you are wvweak and puny and your wvweapons are firearms, up close combat wvwould surely leavwe you a sitting duck. officekind.... hmmm. sounds useless. but it could be vwersatile. perhaps a backup office supply for wvwhen you are forced into melee.
this wvworks fine enough, i havwe decided. you are nowvw officially knowvwn as mintyl, novwice apprentice of the once great orphaner. from here on out, your name is mintyl 'singlescar' tsurga. report to my dm's for further instruction, privwate.
- Oh boy. Hahah. Oh BOY, oh god oh wow. It's happening , - I bet mmy custodian would be SO PROUD of mme right now. Old Ser Biclops Knight always wanted mme to find the warrior's path... 😄😄😄😄 - Mister ruthless Orphaner sir. I will NOT let you down. I amm currently reporting to your direct mmessages faster than you can say "hot grubcakes"! LOL! 😆😐🫡🫡🫡