Starting to think I can and should sell "objectively cooler vampirism" turning to the multiverse because wym you can't even shapeshift next you're gonna tell me there's no innate access to profane magics
That really sucks for the people who get the lame version, Doc, I'm not gonna lie to you
Do you know how sad it is to be less magically impressive than I was as a 12 year old
cooler how? you still running with the st∆nd∆rd h∆nd of we∆knesses?
Nah, just pure silver and sacred shit Sun is sacred unfortunately but who's gonna stand in direct sunlight for 5 minutes anyway
∆h f∆ir, definitely better th∆n some, sun's still ∆ pretty big one to de∆l with though
I mean I guess? I have never really considered anything I can thwart with a big hat or a business awning to be all that big a deal snrk