Last post aside, I have been given full control over the air fryer. It has been fun, even if it has nothing in it right now.
whats your favorite thing to fry
Probably a rotisserie chicken, since it is National Rotisserie Chicken Day. But plastic forks are a close second.
shit now i want a rotisserie chicken lowkey why the forks tho
I like how they melt. Also Dirk keeps complaining about the smell and it makes him get up and stretch his legs.
lmao clever we gotta get you in control of more stuff i wanna see what other benevolent mischief youd get up to
I am always saying this. Finally, someone who understands.
ok gimme an idea what object are you picking first if you could pick anything
Depends. If we use movie logic, an iron would be fun. But in reality, I could not move it around, I would likely only turn it off and on. Which makes it suddenly boring. A fire alarm might be fun but it would get boring after a while too. Ultimately, the best of the best would be some sort of construction vehicle. Let me move the wrecking ball. …Also the paper shredder. I just think it would feel good.
paper shredded for fucking sure i understand you but it sounds like we gotta get you a wrecking ball let you miley cyrus it
Yes. Hell yes. Hell fucking yes.