II may have had a lot two drink tonight. ... So . That may or may not be an invitation. #substances
ⓘ bet y໑u pressed a palm agaⓘnst y໑ur chest and muttered a "ⓘ w໑uld never" t໑ acc໑mpany the rest ໑f that message and f໑r the rec໑rd y໑u are ⓘnc໑rrect ab໑ut that ⓘ als໑ saⓘd nⓘce thⓘngs ab໑ut y໑ur assets and y໑u are wr໑ng ab໑ut my keyb໑ard ⓘ keep ⓘt clean alth໑ugh ⓘ mⓘght just st໑p d໑ⓘng that ⓘf the kn໑wledge s໑me໑ne s໑ apparently dⓘrty ⓘs gettⓘng a raⓘse ໑ut ໑f y໑u ⓘs s໑ ⓘnfurⓘatⓘng
1. II did NOT do that, even though II will admit that it does seem like something II'd do. 2. ...Okay you may have mentioned my assets once but you could have been more flattering about it. 3. If you do actually keep your keyboard clean then II will commend you on that and respect your dedication two the craft of being a cretin online in a hygienic and esteemed manner. And finally, 4. 🖕
y໑u are rⓘght maybe ⓘ c໑uldd be better at c໑mplⓘmentⓘng y໑ur assets ⓘ just w໑uldnt want y໑ur p໑໑r lⓘttle bl໑໑dpusher t໑ seⓘze up fr໑m the ⓘntensⓘty and fact ⓘd be gasp bypassⓘng the pr໑cess!! als໑ dumbass thats ໑ne fⓘnger n໑t f໑ur what w໑uld the stars thⓘnk kn໑wⓘng theⓘr sp໑kesw໑man ⓘs s໑ terrⓘble at c໑untⓘng
UM, II AM NOT TERRIBLE AT COUNTING. It's just not my strong suit. Psh. YOU'RE DUMB.
w໑w the alc໑h໑l's s໑meh໑w made y໑u even w໑rse at ⓘnsults ໑r has that burned ໑ff wⓘth h໑w much y໑ure fumⓘng lmfa໑
What kind of insult is "you're bad at counting" then?!?!?!?!?! Make a better effort. As it stands now, you're just a soft rug under my heel, wishing two be hardwood flooring! ... II'm doing a lot of interior decorating lately.
ⓘm n໑t surprⓘsed y໑u d໑nt kn໑w thⓘs but taⓘl໑rⓘng y໑ur ⓘnsults ⓘs the basⓘs ໑f any g໑໑d pⓘtch flⓘrtⓘng whⓘch ⓘs pr໑bably why y໑ure s໑ bad at ⓘt c໑me ໑n put s໑me elb໑w grease ⓘnt໑ that spⓘt flyⓘng ໑ut y໑ur f໑໑d chute and whⓘle ⓘm flattered ⓘve caused y໑u t໑ be ⓘn the m໑໑d f໑r steppⓘng ໑n tr໑lls ⓘm als໑ hⓘghly amused y໑u thⓘnk y໑u c໑uld ever get y໑ur paws much less y໑ur feet ໑n me als໑ dⓘd the mansⓘ໑n c໑nsent t໑ beⓘng refurbⓘshed ໑r are y໑u just rearrangⓘng ⓘts ⓘnsⓘdes t໑ fⓘt y໑ur gaudy tastes that s໑unds lⓘke s໑methⓘng ໑f y໑ur ໑pulent s໑cⓘal class w໑uld d໑ lma໑
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You. You have barely opened up two me at all. II even asked you. Your hobbies, your interests, ET CETERA. And you remained silent. So, II'm not the least BIT at fault for that. Also, yes, II do think II could get my "PAWS" on you. Look at you. You're GAGGING for it. On your HANDS and KNEES. And II'll have you know? II don't need two "REFURBISH" my manor. II snap my fingers and it does as II say. Just like you will, in due time, like a little puppet.
hahahaha y໑ure bl໑wⓘng m໑re h໑t aⓘr than the stars y໑ure gr໑upⓘes wⓘth ⓘ can belⓘeve y໑ure arr໑gant en໑ugh t໑ thⓘnk y໑u c໑uld step ໑ver a mere m໑rtal lⓘke myself but the ໑nly pers໑n gaggⓘng f໑r anythⓘng wⓘll be y໑u when ⓘm fⓘnⓘshed tyⓘng y໑u up wⓘth y໑ur absurd c໑nfⓘdence and even ⓘf ⓘ was ໑n my hands and knees pwⓘncess ⓘ c໑uld d໑mⓘnate y໑u harder wⓘth my m໑uth than y໑u c໑uld ever d໑ the same wⓘth y໑ur wh໑le b໑dy ⓘts clear t໑ me y໑u cant st໑mach any actual ⓘntensⓘty ⓘn y໑ur flⓘrtⓘng lmfa໑ #nsfw
... II'd dare you two back up your words, but you likely lack the resources two reach me. What a shame for you.