B33 < *ac baps you with a pool noodle*
II have notiiced that the date of manufacture of a human 2ourced pool noodle ha2 everythiing two do wiith iit'2 effectiivene22 iin battle. the earliier the manufacture date, the more den2e iit ii2, and the more materiial that there ii2. The pool noodle2 manufactured toward2 the end of earth really were garbage.
bonk.
B?? < meow is it suggestive if you dont want like BX?? < nyactual nudes
B33 < meow many noodles have you fought with that this occurred to you...
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II am but an ob2erver two pool noodle fiightiing. II often 2urvey the damage left behiind from epiic noodle battle2.
This kills me and unleashes the emergency plan. That was a joke!
B33 < well shit B33 < out of purriosity whats the emergency plan
Well that would be just irresponsible of me to share fully. Let’s just say, it’s something you would know of from elsewhere that serves as the primary plan in those circumstances.
BPP < oh lmeow