bad newws about the light at the end a the tunnel its me the gatekeeper a heavven and baby aint no one gettin in
wwait come back its lonely up here i cant shoot you unless you get close and face me
B:?? < *ac tilts their head in cawnfusion* B33 < man youre not selling me on eithpurr getting into heaven OR dueling you fur whatefur reason
evven if i dangled this bell string from the end a this little rod and wwavved it around coquettishly
B33 < *ac begrudgingly appurroaches to bat at the toy.* meowtherfucker who taught you that
the true path to heavven is laden wwith many abilities some wwould consider to be unnatural *heavvens gatekeeper strikes dowwn the tiger and condemns them to hell for all efurnity* maybe roleplay aint so bad after all i evven threww in a pun to soften the damnation
BX33 < s33 thats called godmodding (h33h33 ironic) B33 < watch this B33 < *ac dodges and rips the gatek33pers throat out with their pawerful t33th*
all accordin to plan noww youre stuck protectin heavvens gate and i get to wwaller in the swwelterin saunas of hell suckers gonna suck the hivve alwways wwins
BXPP < gdi B33 < oh well *ac abandons their post so efurrynyan can get into heaven*
B33 < i will dodge the spritzer too just watch me