I may need to be sedated.
what why
I CANNOT DEAL WITH YOU BOTH RIGHT NOW
damn sorry mr president is this a bad time can i like offer you some hot tea and a hella comfy couch to chill on
I apologize, I was not expecting that sudden outburst. I believe I am soon going to be experiencing emotions traditionally only felt by Rankmaid, and believe your presence would not alleviate the situation.
its okay man just know that im here for you big dawg but i can give you space if you need it
The sentiment is appreciated, Mr. Strider. As long as you avert your gaze I should be fine.