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My fellow trolls, I regret to inform you that appending [0u0] to your posts does not, in fact, increase your psychic resistance, improve your hemospectrum ranking, shield you from narrative predation, or prevent hostile memetic incursions from entering your cerebral cortex. We made it up. That is to say, me and a few associates started adding it to official-looking statements to see how long it would take before people convinced themselves it was some kind of anti-Scratch warding sigil. Then somebody wrote a twelve page carrd about it. Then somebody else claimed their lusus stopped screaming after adding it to their bio. At that point we figured it had gone far enough. Folks. Come on. You are carving [0u0] into doorframes. You are putting it in your chumhandles. One of you mailed me a photograph of a steak with [0u0] burned into it. Another claimed removing it caused "narrative static in the vents." Please relax. This is why nobody takes Alternian paranormal studies seriously. Thank you, and gog bless Earth-C.

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@barackObama[BO]

(This one is actually me. You can tell because I am going to follow it up by making an inappropriate statement about a Strider.)

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𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 THEY ARE REALLY BACK 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

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