I don't intend to be dramatic, but my dick started the big bang. My dick converts ATP into ADP energy. My dick was the real JFK killer. My dick is the powerhouse of the cell. My dick was actually at the assassination of Abraham Lincoln.
Holy shit, is this true?
Unfortunately, Mr. P. I hope this doesn't change anything between us.
If you were someone else, it might have. But you are a Strider; this is about what I expect from you all.