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The humans on staff tend to celebrate wriggling days twice a sweep. It sometimes causes concern; many have tried to make me a cake, and they have come out horrible. “Mr. President, we can’t buy you a cake from Crocker Corp, it could be poisoned.” I would rather be poisoned by a professional than consume another cake with tomato soup. At least the Crocker Corp cake would taste good.

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you gotta start asking "can you bake a cake" on interview questions

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I will not. Crocker Corp has already threatened legal action, and the Attorney General has already advised me to not engage with any “cake-talk” in and around the office.

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damn that's fucked up ask if theie can bake cookies then if theie can do a cookie theie can probablie do a cake

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