It is with a warm blood-pusher I would like to congratulate those who have successfully finished their long-earned journey of higher education. While many higher education institutions have different days of commencement, I encourage all those graduating or soon to be graduated to give yourselves the hard-earned break you deserve. And to those that have already graduated, I encourage you to celebrate those who are earning this achievement! Higher education is the backbone of our society, and I am proud to announce that my administration is partnering with numerous institutions to offer a paid internship to those interesting in the path of lawmaking, marketing, human and trollian resources, and/or public speaking. You need only apply through the institution you graduated from! Although you do not need a degree to perform a job, and capitalism is the root of all evil, it is important to give yourself the best chance possible to succeed. Oftentimes, that merely means obtaining a degree. Congratulations!
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