shit nobody cramp my style we have active confirmation trollbama reads my chittr chatter im about to shittr shatter myself theres no way this can be real right a stately guy like him what chance does a podunk little bitchboy like me have at impressing uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i can do a sick kickflip with my pocket scooter without hitting my finger
You're invited to my wedding, to be fair. I don't think you should be concerned about impressing me.
do you have any idea how much that fuckmultiplies my desire to impress its a wedding mr trollbama matrimony amazeballs bells and whistles ringbearer badassery here comes the stride here comes the stride here comes the strider the sicknastiest flip of all and he sticks the landing ready to pronounce you dad and dad ish sort of shits complex
That's adorable.
glad my fear is only distressing one of us wouldnt have it any other way
No need to be in fear. I assure you, I have met multiple Dave Strider variants, and they all amuse me greatly. You're all a delight, truly.