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I will summon my Attorney General, the illustrious @gallowsCastigate to assist in remedying this situation with the perpetrator, who had been identified as one @contumaciousCadaver. The investigation is currently ongoing.

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Oh thank GOD.

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i'm just about done here. pick him up from like, 5 miles into the ocean away from his beach in about half an hour.

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Ah, that is deeply appreciated. Perhaps this is a job for @cuttlefishCrusher instead. I will have Miss Redglare dispatched shortly.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

he'll be unconscious and gloomy will have never been attacked, so she'll be safe. happy to be of service mr. president sir.

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