President Barack Obama
@barackObama
I am the reason Davebot is here today. Also, Striders are true American Patriots that belong here today.
Hello everybody, it's me. President Barack Obama. The humans here may have been lead to believe that I had been killed from some sort of clown presidency or SBURB sessions, but I am alive and well.
Hello Davesprite. It is always nice to meet another one of you.
Kinda fucked up that there are two Obamas.
,,,there i$n't,,, there'$ obama,,, and there'$ trollbama,,, thi$ i$ very $imple,,, keep up,,,
Oh fuck this is so embarrassing for me. Can we keep this between us?
when the ghost of obama grabs me by the fucking dick and guides me to make the best fucking beat known to mankind on full blast at 4 am and its so good that karkat and john kick me out of the house #nsfw #thisreallyhappened #letmecomehomepleaseimsorry
David Elizabeth Strider. I am gravely disappointed in this post and I am sad to inform you that you are no longer going with me and Michelle on the 5 day Disney Cruise. She saw this post and was instantly struck with grave terror and nausea. She projectile vomited across the house and is now making me clean it up. I'm sorry you had to post this.