troll anthony Bourdain give me strength i have to cook for a swarm of trolls who refuse to eat anything that isn't deep fried gruB nuggets
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Just a thought... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Try seein' if ewe can't tempt 'em with DEEP FRIED GOLD NUGGETS. It's a pan-oiling trick t'associate what they know with what they ain't ate yet... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Show 'em the sauce, tell 'em ewe can serve it on the side...'n insist yer on a boiled meat advisory, 'n the store will only letcha serve DEEP FRIED GOLD NUGGETS... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < And then ya whip up some OINKBEAST KATSUDOMINATION CUTLET. Chunks 'r best served stir fried, deveined and butterflied, coated in seasoned ground chitin flakes and deep-incinerated until golden amber. It has this mild nutty flavor easy on th'fussiest sorts. Serve with a side of spore mustard splotches fer dipping... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < 'n ya don't even gotta tell them what they ate. Expect th'most resistance if ewe don't feel like sculptin' them into ground up nugget chunks... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < GOOD LUCK!!!!
Ohoho, most delightfully devilish! I am holding firearms at their thinkpans so they'll eat But I will certainly note this recipe down for next time (08B
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detective, i will gladlae eat anaething you provide me i am not tha' picky, fortunatelae
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Forgive Me For Having Meal Preferences And Food Aversions You Cretin..
In any case, if you'd like to sample whatever I cook, you're cordially invited to. If you'd like. Little cruelinary exchange. Once more.
Miss Aropma as per usual you are a ray of moonlight in these trying times
Of course! I'm sure you'll Be the Best assistant I've had, you can actually appreciate some depth to the flavors! (08B
Oh, sue me for not wanting you to waste away for lack of proper nutrition. Real Bastard I am. I'll make you a gruBsagne on the side and you Better Be thankful for it, Maotix.