Beriyl Beauro
@basilisksBurrow
Any pronouns. Polyquad. PI, Sleuth, Detective, no job too scabrous, no alley too murky. Yes I post drakesona on main. ♡/◇? @stylishKeronian ♡@angelicAnomaly ♡@classicalEavesdropper
SquawktuBe so sore my voice has gone from the husky tenor of a world-weary irreverent noir PI to troll Tom Waits. As if I have Been seasoning my food with naught But gravel. Sanding the shoutpipettes with the coarsest grit sandpaper the hardware store had to offer. I'm turning 'ah's into 'urrgh's. Scaring grown ten-sweepers. Scaring myself.
Nothing like this weBsite. Scroll down the feed. Someone's making slipfruit Bread. Someone's posting like a Beast in heat. Someone's going on an edgy soliloquy. The fucking empress is posting. There's a nigh mythological figure from Alternian History, also posting. There's some dude with a quirk like they have access to forBidden unicode liBraries. You didn't even know that symBol existed. There's aliens on here. Peoples' lusii posting on here. Never gets old.
Perfect time to Brag aBout all the exclusive and *rare* sleepwear I have. Mostly from killstarters I've Backed... But a hefty collection of custom pajamas with only the finest emBroidery of cool dragons. Sopor resistant faBric and all. Lap of luxury. Sigh. And then one of my matesprits somehow keeps convincing me to sleep in the Buff anyhow. Pouts and gets all sad if I don't Because he - and I quote - "Just Want(s) To Feel Close". Bah. Of course I indulge him. I'm a weak-pusher'd idiot, after all.
Yϕu )(ave never s)(ϕwn me t)(ϕse! I wϕuld lϕve tϕ see sϕme!
Why, of course. Come over one of these nights and I'll do a little fashion show. (08B
The trend of wearing one's quadmate's colors as part of one's indumentary is one I enjoy in theory But always find my self a little too shy to put into practice. Little things like Buttons and small emBroidery are already plenty for me. Then I have matching outfits with my Best friend.
Yϕu castesymbϕl is ϕn my cϕllar darling. <3
Now, now, you'll make me Blush, you know? All I have some metallic fuchsia cufflinks...
WeiBs since you're awake and liking my posts and I am Barely conscious. I'd Be a velvet spider... or a jumping spider and you'd Be a cellar spider... do you see it... @governingDamsel
y can defynytelii see the vysyon. and y do feel lyke the velvet spyder screams 'beryiil' more than the jumpyng one
It does look more *me*... Very well, the pact is sealed, time to get us matching knicknacks.
Barring the presence of my own Premium Heated 'cupe (how I miss thee), Being covered in the heaviest Blankets known to trollkind is the Best way to sleep. Yes. Flatten me completely. Make it so it's a struggle to get out of the pit of Blankets I've made myself. I'm the Basilisk in their den, I'm late to go poison some wells, and I cannot find my way out Because the ceiling caved in on me. Two dimensionally flat with the weight of the Blankets.
You pull the Blankets Back from me and I look like a paper printout of myself.
Another tough wipe, a Bit of a different picture for #FatFuckFriday . This one taken roughly a sweep ago, featuring my friend and scalesuit maker (@/PARTAYBEASTAY on ScaleAffinity and NightSky), me deButing my UmBerBelly suit, during PearlScale 46. For those who never had the luck of going to Pearlscale, it was the only Scaly con I recall happening exclusively on the organizer's cruise ship. The organizer, fantastically eccentric and wonderfully cordial violet who, unlike a lot of organizers nowadays, always welcomed Below-indigos aBoard and made sure we felt welcome. It was always a nice time. It was a shame they eventually had to go off-world and their replacement changed *everything* good aBout the con, including the name, But the Pearlscale sweeps were really something else. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c4a4f18B4582.png #suggestive #nsfw #cw-nsfw #fatfriday #fatBoyfriday #fatgirlfriday
Thank you as always, guppy! I'll have to show you all my suits one day (0:B
oooo! verii nyce! and of course a 'woot woot!' for the occasyon
I ªm tº ům..*cºůgh* lºw fºr thɛ bºªtịɛs, ịs ºk. I mɛªn thɛ sůịts, thɛƴ lººk sº nịcɛ.
Oh, thank you! If you ever want you, I can refer you to my usual maker. She does discounts for friends of regulars (0;8B
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ This is so awesome. █ You may be the coolest person alive.
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ As a helm, I am incapable of lying except for [JOKES] and [SARCASM]. █ Which, obviously, that wasn't. █ Every post of yours I see I'm more convinced that you're awesome.
Drank some carBonated chokeroot juice. Managed to live through my prolonged aBdominal pains. FFF post up soon.
Faced with prolonged aBdominal pains I have decided to lay myself down and write a will. All my dragon figurines go to my hivemate. The hive goes to my old man. Everything else will Be fought over By everyone who knows me
ϕ)( sweet)(eart, w)(at )(ave yϕu dϕne tϕ yϕurself...
In the ancient words of those surely fated to face an untimely demise: tummy hurt.
Tis too late... Surely my mealpouch will hurt forever... I'll never again know peace...
Currently suffering from "fuck I'm gonna die" disease, main symptom "mealpouch has Been hurting too much for too long". It seems there are consequences to overseasoning everything with fiendfruit powder. One will try to post for Fat Fuck Friday But know the situation is dire.
Don't let anyone tell you sleeping inside a cupBoard is uncomfortaBle. Damn I love me some cramped spaces.
Yep hiding in the cupBoard. Someone knock on it when everything's simmered down. I will Be wiBBling and shaking.
ProBaBly not a good sign to feel terrified of your own matesprit But I do understand. Stressful events. Stressful events.
꧁I guess?꧂ ꧁I couldn't tell you what that feels like.꧂ ꧁But I do my best not to be scared of anyone. ꧂ ꧁I fail a lot.꧂
You and me Both. You and me Both. Especially higher castes. Been a while since I've Bolted from anyone and hid on instinct.
They eat floor pills. They end up two sweeps younger. I'm going to dissolve
I'm starting to worry it was some sort of magic, and I am really upset, Because I am rather tired of all the magic. I am so tired. Of the magic.
cancel it out with the beach that makes you old.
ϕ)( nϕ...dϕnt cutesy name me. W)(at )(appened are yϕu and rinren ϕk?! Are yϕu twϕ )(urt?! Is nadire ϕk?! Are all ϕf yϕu ϕk?
Um. *We* are all okay. We are all good. We're all so good. Um. Everyone's so safe. Um. So like. How do you like. Your own scars
... T)(ey are my trϕp)(ies. T)(e t)(ings i take mϕst pride in. W)(at. Did. All. ϕf. Yϕu. Dϕ. Tϕ my BϕDY!?
NOTHINGGGGG anyway I'm going to go hide in a cupBoard somewhere kthxByeeeee!!!
Nϕ. Yϕu dϕt get tϕ run away frϕm t)(ese! W)(at...ϕk. ϕk. ϕk. I'll gϕ ask my mϕirail t)(en
Hi anyone that has any experience handling gruBs. Does anyone know how to keep them from eating things they found on the floor. I'm dealing with a group of grown ass 10-sweep olds who apparently never grew up past the age of 2
the trick is to keep the floor clean because they wwont stop doin that second trick is to let them eat it and learn the hard wway provvided they wwont choke at the end a the night you learn that a little dirt isnt the battle you wwant to fight
if they're 10 they're on their owwwwn. a little floor detritus never hurt anyone
If I post a picture of my scalesuit for fat fuck friday will that Be good for morale or is it really my Bare torso that the people want to see. Questions.
I mean. I ałways enjøy the chance tø appreciate bøth thøse things. I døn’t knøw much abøut scałesuits but I understand quite a łøt øf craftsmanship gøes intø them.
I did commission the one I have from a friend, just to support it. I do a Bit of sewing myself, But, from the messages my friend sent me during the making of the suit, I have come to understand that some secret hellish, sewing-torture and prong-Burning is involved.
Exactły. I’ve ałsø døne søme taiłøring, but nøthing in that łeague. I’m sure there are øther users whø wøułd be interested in seeing it as wełł.
Everyone's asleep so it's the Best time to post my personal dissertation on the Dracolusii advalorem, common drake genus. Ahe [BasilisksBurrow has Been forcefully logged off By execution of antiyap.garg]
SPEAK YOUR TRUTH!!! DO NOY SILENCE THE BEAR
Also for my fellow dracolusii enthusiasts, you may Be asking "isn't 'flight' or 'wing' or even 'thunder' the name for a group of dragons?". Look. Drakes can't fly. They have tiny little wings at Best, they can't hope to fly. Feels rude to call them names meant for the Big flight-focused dragons. And a gathering of dragons or wyverns is circumstancial at Best while drakes do live in groups, so. TriBunal.
I oftentimes say dracolusii are the smartest Beasts around and drakes the smartest of them all. I recognize I am *Biased* with a triBunal of 48 drakes living in my hive, But you have to understand. I have reasons to Believe so. My Old Man manages to 1) procure music records I do not own and 2) play them on my Clangorcoil. They adore troll Pavarotti. Plays his records constantly. If you come to my hive and hear troll Pavarotti Blaring from the top floors I did *not* put that on.
Listen, if everything were perfect, I'd Be a pacifist. Ideally, I am one. I am one indeed. It just so happens that so many trolls oBject to Being the suBject's of an honest PI's investigation. OBject rather violently, to Boot. But I always follow my DDD's. Decamp, DeBase (myself), Dispatch. Try to run, if I can't I try to cajole, if I can't cajole I try to shoot whatever is threatening me as much and as fast as possiBle. DDD. I tried to make it with B's instead and it did not work.