Beriyl Beauro
@basilisksBurrow
Any pronouns. PI, Sleuth, Detective, no job too scabrous, no alley too murky. Just here to rechit art, hit me up on trollian to talk shop, yes I post drakesona on main
Don't know why I was so anxious. Aside from my friend Being awake, no one else I know saw it, I got a few compliments, and My detective partner liked the post Okay Digging a hole and Burying myself in it. Bye everyone
No one's awake at this hour so no one I know will see this. Hey. Happy #fatfuckfriday. (#nsfw #cw-nsfw #suggestive) https://i.imgur.com/denVvLz.jpeg
(( Link appears to be broken? :’y ))
((No one look at me Im facing the wall in shame))
ALL WHO SEE THIS ARE WINNERS!!! YES!!!
Yϕu fϕrgϕt i u)(...um...I dϕn't )(ave um, a great sleep sc)(edule yϕu u)(, yϕu um, lϕϕk amazing by t)(e way...)(a)(a... (Flustered emϕji)
Merry #fatfuckfriday once more. I'm ever hesitating on uploading old pictures of myself. Originally taken for an acquaintance, or *with* said acquaintance, so I never know if he'd oBject to their posting or not.
You are aBsolutely so right Pyrjin. For the sake of fatfuckfriday I must
He survived troll Cuno. He won't read this, so it's fine - I'm actually proud of him.
He hated this chit. I'm Blocking him until he plays nice with me again and learns to take a compliment. Harrumph, I say.
He nearly died again and he hasn't even left the hotel. This is Beautiful to watch
Despite everything, me and @governingDamsel strongarmed our teal twink into playing troll Disco Elysium, so things aren't that Bad.
y don't mean to alarm everiione, he dyed of morale loss ymmedyatelii. mii gog he's plaiiyng yt exactlii lyke hymself
and then he talked a dame *yn* the game, he fayled both tymes! fufufufu
Stop Reffering To Me As A Twink..
What if I had a dragonsona and you had a dragonsona and they exchanged a firm wingshake (handshake for dragons)
Dragϕnsϕna? If yϕu )(elp me make ϕne we can dϕ t)(at! ;)c
Yϕu really t)(ink sϕ Beriyl? Well, t)(en I wϕuld lϕve tϕ learn )(ϕw tϕϕ make a dragϕnsϕna!
꧁Are you telling me to imagine dragons??꧂
It must come from deep within your dragon-pumpBiscuit... One's dragony forme lies dormant deep within #trust
A good handful of my companions have picked up the doomed timeline Badge. #WhatThatMean
Got that BarkBeast in me in the way that I'm 10 sweeps old and trolls around me think I'll keel over dead of old age at any minute
Relatable. I [][]appen to coug[][], and some trolls seem to t[][]ink it's my time.
A guy happens to sneeze a little and suddenly every troll around them's talking aBout "making preparations" for "when their last night comes". Can't have a moment of peace.
I have that BarkBeast in me. It is, unfortunately, one of those indescriBaBly old ones that sleep like they're dead and greatly worry you that they actually are. Until you hear the grossest rattling snore coming from them.
no... this cant be... youve got that... barkbeast in you...
The BarkBeast in me stands up in the middle of the Block randomly Barking at the wall at odd intervals.
do you see something... does IT see something... what do you know that we dont...
I am too fat and too hairy for this heat
do not worry friend,,, i will find a way to cool you down...
If you find something let me know post-haste my man. This magazine does not do good at daylighting as a fan
I cϕuld prϕbably get yϕu an ice pack. T)(at is if yϕud like?
I will try anything to stop sweating like a meatsteed in the meat product gallery. Bring me an icepack, and I'm yours forever.
I wish I could say near death experiences reinvigorate a troll, But I always feel like moldy perigree-old fruit afterwards. Now getting hosed down when you're passed out, on the other hand.
Pulling your Bestie out of the maw of a giant mutated creature after it already attempted to eat her once Before and then shielding her when the mutated creature self-detonates like a WUSS. Just anotherrr regular night down here in Chez Bunker.
My acquaintances have their leather, latex, Bdsm Badges. Perhaps one day there shall Be a Bear Badge. For Bear july. The season we are in (#nsfw #suggestive sort of.)
@inmjumior hullo hullo nmr badge guyy
y belyeve some cards maii have foretold of such an event to those that partake yn them, somethyng to the effect of 'eyght fuckyng bears'
WHAT did you say the impending Bears are doing??? Goodness gracious. Case of the vapors here.
My companions are all asleep. Help me choose what to cook tonight. ♡: Mysterious unlaBelled canned soup ♤: Mysterious unlaBelled canned soup ◇: Mysterious unlaBelled canned soup ♧: Cereal
If there isn't a tie Breaker you'll have soup with cereal in it.
And the issue I *am* naturally troll Harry DuBois-esque. The Bastard even had to Be a cerulean. All my style is carefully managed so I don't go down the DuBoispath.
Used to rock some muttonchops Back in the night. Until someone told me I looked like troll Harry DuBois. Listen, I love the game, love the character - not an association I want folks to make.
Can't Believe that outright asking Big Buff Burly trolls for attention online, in puBlic, works. Never Be afraid to destroy your own dignity
helloim very large play my gameness pls
What's the pec size we're working with. I'm not some floozy who accepts any six pack aBdomen, hear.
Made terriBle leaf fluid need Big strong Burly trolls (or skinny teals with glasses I'm not picky) to comfort me
Oh Kaoias, take me away. Take me away from this damned meal Block and never look Back. Bats my eyeslashes at you
Scϕϕps yϕu up and )(ϕlds yϕu clϕse. I'll take yϕu away frϕm t)(is damned place and I'll never lϕϕk back darling, yϕu're t)(e ϕnly t)(ing wϕrt)( lϕϕking at.
Ohh Miss Kaoias, your words are as sweet as your arms are strong, I'm just a humBle pitiful troll who's crap at making leaf fluid, I can hardly withstand such charms...
I dϕn't t)(ink t)(at yϕu are pitiful dearest Beriyl, c)(ϕkerϕϕt is )(ard tϕ wϕrk wit)( but I knϕw yϕu'll get it sϕϕn. W)(at mϕre can I say tϕ yϕu dear, yϕu're beautiful, yϕu )(ave yϕur ϕwn c)(arms yϕu cannϕt fϕϕl me wit)( suc)( a )(umble act.
I mean. Oh, miss Kaoias, there you go again, what's a little old cerulean like me supposed to think,
T)(is little cerulean )(as taug)(t me a lϕt and )(as made me feel sϕ welcϕmed. I admire t)(at, yϕu are cunning and clever. Beriyl, I need tϕ tell yϕu t)(is sϕ yϕu can see w)(at I dϕ.
Hoo oh goodness oh me look at. Yhe time mayBe mayBe you should carry me. Back to the mealBlock and we Both get lunch started hooow aBout that
T)(ats sϕunds perfect darling i cϕuld teac)( yϕu )(ϕw tϕ make my favϕrite meal!
Sounds like a good plan to me! I'll make sure to note down the recipe for future reference too (08B
Other oversight from me was forgetting to Bring leaf fluid Bags. I was afraid the gallons upon gallons of water wouldn't Be enough to even drink, and I didn't want to waste any on leaf fluid. Now I do miss it. I supose I do have have ground chokeroot... I could... Try and make... Chokeroot fluid?