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Øf ałł the nønsense I have tø put up with, at łeast nøne øf it is the dreaded “cøwørker music”.

I bet t)(ey lϕϕk great Beriyl! :D

X Unfortunately, I do not have the genetics for that :( x

Yϕu fϕrgϕt i u)(...um...I dϕn't )(ave um, a great sleep sc)(edule yϕu u)(, yϕu um, lϕϕk amazing by t)(e way...)(a)(a... (Flustered emϕji)
[Nadire has not posted in a while] [If anyone were to attempt to contact them, their messages will not go through] [Nadire Aropma cannot be contacted]
Arɛ vịdɛºs lịkɛ ịmªgɛs? Dº I nɛɛd tº tºss thɛ lịnk ịn ª thịng tº gɛt ịt tº wºrk ºr cªn I jůst strªịght cºpƴ ª YºůTůbɛ lịnk.

and unlyke others, iiou don't know how to stop beyng uptyght and how to let loose everii once yn a whyle >::[

I Simply Prioritise My Career,, Unlike Others..

I Do Not Play Games For Wriggler,, If That''s What You Are Reffering To..

as the iiounger trolls would saii: @classicalEavesdropper ys NOT a 'gamer'

and then he talked a dame *yn* the game, he fayled both tymes! fufufufu

y don't mean to alarm everiione, he dyed of morale loss ymmedyatelii. mii gog he's plaiiyng yt exactlii lyke hymself

onlii bii a slyght margyn! yf muscletheater happpened more often yt would for sure at the top of mii lyst

fyyyyght nyyyyght, babiiiiiiii!!!! y myght dare saii y enjoii such an event even more than the usual muscletheater, even spectatyng ys just so exhylaratyng!

y'm sorrii, iiou're doyng WHAT to ceruleans????
yeah but somethin about fuschia makes my stupid fuckin insect pan go "MMMM THE QUEEN" like a fuck termite
IM SO DOWWN BAD FOR BIG MUSCLE FUSCHIA WWOMEN ITS NOT FAIR [slams fist on the table]

I''ve Never Had Anything Particular Against Other Castes,, Be It Lower Or Higher.. but Ceruleans.... Fuckin Ceruleans....
yes im buyin all the pathologic steam cards i do not care that its stupid to collect those cards they are mine noww i MUST havve all the pathologic my body can hold

I have been asked to change my handle for the sake of Mister Noir's convenience. Should I listen? And if so, what ought I change it to?
*tzzk* I do not need. People to agree with me. But hating. On my vulnerable posts... Makes me sad. So. Block. The people who. Only use the hate react, however. Are allowed. *sskh*

anii good gyft ydeas for a fellow hostess? askyng for a fryend `::] y feel lyke wyne would be out of the questyon...

If I Die Under A Troll I Die A Happy Man.. post Chit
im so pathetic i fucked up fluff time wwith my baby ass fingers because i dont play string intruments often enough to maintain callouses
my pesterbitches wwould nevver pop my ego bubble, they lovve me
doin a little better im nevver sharin anythin that givves me joy again
do not worry friend,,, i will find a way to cool you down...
oh also the game ended so late that damz had already gone to sleep and i had to eat my dinner in the dark because i didnt wwanna wwake her
people... mock me... wwhen i sat "innit" am i not allowwed?
bous are cute too! and everaeone under th' sun! b-but ladaes...
... ladaes are soe prettae and they make me nervous...
i am... trapped... this may be the end for me...
*tzzk* I am realising that. Even if my ship is fully repaired. If my copilot does not... Is not recoverable... I may struggle to fly it alone. This will make things. Difficult. *sskh*
seadwweller alcohol intolerance is bullshit, wwhat do ya mean i take one sip of alcohol an i feel near instant nausea, headaches, and irritable moods
its... its not a seadwweller thing??? i just havve shit fuck alcohol tolerance fuck, first my gills, then my fatigue, noww i cant evven havve a good drink and its all my shit fuck body?
im so mad i didnt evven finish my drink im just angry and sick and havve a headache
my pan huuuurts time to play yunyun
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all the anime ive watched since i was a pupa has trained me up to this point... nothing can stop me now...

yf iiou ayn't gettyng drunk, get the fuck out the club! yf iiou ayn't come to partii, get the fuck out the club!
a roleplay is difficult if NO one is participating...

Sϕ im guessing t)(at is a nϕ Pϕuts
im... not used to seein people speak soe openlae about concupiscent desires anae time somethin gets even the sligh'est bit saucy, i get flustered... i dunnoe why! words jus'... words dont work for me with these things. they poof awae n' i cant think! i jus' kinda freeze... n' stare... is #suggestive the right tag for this?
Mªƴ bɛ ƴºů mªƴ bɛ sºmɛ ºthɛr cɛrůlɛªn whºs bɛɛn cªůsịng prºblɛms. I důnnº, fɛɛlịn gůịltƴ bịg gůƴ?
it seems my evil doing is not welcome here... and yet this does not stop me... it fuels me,,, in ways that is both appropriate and exhilerating...
ive decided to make my mark... you are witnessing the grand master of everything and of everything... youd be wise to fear me specifically... as the grand beholder of all knowledge... the overseer... the knower... and no one is going to take my place from me!!! not even any lurking,,, scouting passersby... not even a certain group of travellers... i am evil amongst mortals...

T)(ats sϕunds perfect darling i cϕuld teac)( yϕu )(ϕw tϕ make my favϕrite meal!

T)(is little cerulean )(as taug)(t me a lϕt and )(as made me feel sϕ welcϕmed. I admire t)(at, yϕu are cunning and clever. Beriyl, I need tϕ tell yϕu t)(is sϕ yϕu can see w)(at I dϕ.

Scϕϕps yϕu up and )(ϕlds yϕu clϕse. I'll take yϕu away frϕm t)(is damned place and I'll never lϕϕk back darling, yϕu're t)(e ϕnly t)(ing wϕrt)( lϕϕking at.

ϕf cϕurse I will, anyt)(ing fϕr yϕu darling. I will keep yϕu safe frϕm w)(atever yϕu need me tϕ keep yϕu safe frϕm.

I knϕw darling, I knϕw, it'll be ϕk. We are never gϕing tϕ deal wit)( C)(ϕkerϕϕt in fluid fϕrm ever again ϕk

Ill try tϕ get yϕu sϕmet)(ing tϕ fix t)(at...

Cϕme )(ere Beriyl, lets get yϕu sϕmet)(ing better tϕ drink and sϕme equally gϕϕd tϕ eat, I t)(ink i still )(ave my cϕat yϕu can )(ave it till yϕu feel better
am i too old t' go yippe? t' squee? t' kick your feet and roll 'round in excitment? when is the cut off, how manae sweeps we talkin?
Mƴ stịrrịng spººn snªppɛd whịlɛ I wªs mịxịng ůp sºmɛ bªttɛr fºr ª wrịgglịngdªƴ cªkɛ thɛ hªndlɛ slªppɛd mɛ ºn thɛ fªcɛ. Cªkɛ ịs ịn thɛ ºvɛn bůt thɛrɛ's ª nªstƴ gºld brůịsɛ ºn mƴ nºsɛ ªnd chɛɛk. #bªkịng #ịnjůrƴ #bªkịngịsªdªngɛrºůsjºb
I thºůght ịt wªs mºthdªds flůff ºn thɛ flººr bůt nº ịts wªƴ lºngɛr. And ƴºůrɛ rịght hɛ wºůldn't lɛªvɛ thɛsɛ crůmbs lɛªdịng tº thɛ scrɛɛndººr
i need t' post about somethin other than mae moirail but she is li'erallae one o' th' ONLAE good things rn n' when given the chance, i choose joae over miserae every time! we are th' cuddlers thats what we do! (still bodaeswapped though, glub...)

Ceruleans With Stun Guns Are Underrated Subjects In Written Media.. We Need More Blackrom Romance Novels Featuring This..

Time And Place,, Beriyl,, Time And Place..

I Resent That

I Would Rather Not....

Unpopular Assumptions:: i Am Not In A Coma,, I Am Merely Resting After My Near Death Experience..

As Much As I Appreciate ''fat Fuck Friday''.. I Do Not Feel Comfortable In Any Image Taken As I Am Currently You.
the happening does not uncease… at least there’s reading material
worst part of this bunker (other than the beds) is that it’s honestly kinda burning. all this effort to make something apocalypse proof and nobody didn’t not think to bring a console down here?? a grub-ball machine even?? preppers are so uninteresting.

W)(y is making friends sϕ )(ard? Can anyϕne answer me t)(at?

y myght be late to yt...but someone dyed???? that's absolutelii dreadful! but at least theii can attend the dead man's partii ::] or at least that's what y thynk yt means...
if i evver get badges that wwould be cool but i also fear that askin for them wwill lead to havvin the piss taken outta me and all the badges bein goofs and gags that wwill followw me until the end of paradox space and further beyond
Mƴ lůsůs fºůnd ª rɛcịpɛ fºr sºmɛ swịrlƴ brɛªd bůt ịt cªlls fºr 27 clůckbɛªst ɛggs ªnd I ºnlƴ hªvɛ 5... #bªkịngpªịns

And imma gϕ )(ide fϕrever t)(at was an awful typϕ...ug)()()(

Wait w)(at dϕ yϕu mean typϕ? Did i fuck up spelling? ...gϕg damn it

...I u)(, fϕrgϕt yϕu fϕllϕwed me fϕr like um...fuck.

Yϕu knϕw w)(at, i'm tired enϕug)(, and maybe a bit sleep depraved, my turn tϕ message an ex.

I mean, still better t)(en Trϕll ikea. Alsϕ Rinren is nϕt gϕnna die. We are nϕt gϕnna let )(im die. We just need tϕ stick tϕget)(er frϕm nϕw ϕn i t)(ink...
do you guys think if i asked troll mamdani, he’d get me and my friends out of this crummy bunker?
Yªll ɛvɛr jůst wªnnª jůmp ịntº ª pººl ºf ịndịscrịpt lịqůịds ªnd scrɛªm? #vªgůɛpºstịng #sªtịrɛ #shºwɛrthºůghts
On ªnºthɛr nºtɛ, I kɛɛp hɛªrịng mƴ frịɛnds ªnd fªmịlƴ cªll mƴ nªmɛ frºm ºthɛr rººms, shºůld I rɛspºnd? Lịkɛ... Whɛn I stººd ůp ªnd wªlkɛd ịn tº thɛ kịtchɛn mƴ lůsůs lººkɛd ªt mɛ lịkɛ I hªd 3 hɛªds ªnd qůɛstịºnɛd whƴ I wªlkɛd ịn. Am I bɛịng stªlkɛd bƴ sºmɛ trºll ůsịng sºmɛ kịndª chůcklɛ vººdºº? Is ịt ª ghºst? Sºmɛ sůpɛrnªtůrªl crɛªtůrɛ wịth mªlịcịºůs ịntɛnt??? #hɛlp?
Dªƴ 3 stịll hªvɛ nº ịdɛª hºw tº pºst ịmªgɛs vịª mƴ pªlmhůsk.... ịm kịndª bªd ªt bɛịng ª gºldblººd hůh. #sªtịrɛ #stịllcªntịmªgɛs #gịvịngůpºnpịctůrɛs
then keep it in the hivve dont parade it around in public
to my rpgstuckers im hopin my schedule for wwork stops shittin itself so that i can get back to participatin in the game
disabilies suck invvisible disabilities suck more like i havve sensitivve gills an it fucks wwith my ability to stay in wwater too long, sure, but at least thats a physical ailment that people take seriously my fatigue and burnout aint and ivve applies specifically to beforian-ghost run businesses because they got their wwhole coddle smother culture and claim to accommodate for disabilities and they still fuckin step on the accommodations i need

Apparently Not Everyone..

You Have An Ex??

Yϕu knϕw, ϕt)(er trϕlls tell me I'm lucky. I dϕn't believe t)(em, never will. Being a Fuc)(sia isn't w)(at mϕst believe it tϕ be, never )(ad a real grub)(ϕϕd. Just learnt tϕ be strϕng, tϕ fig)(t, tϕ survive, and stay ϕut ϕf sig)(t. It sucked, and will fϕrever suck. I'm enviϕus ϕf yϕu all.
IIf anyone IIs fuckIIn curIIous II just made 250 caegars off that SOLO 2000 creep lmao
alrIIght IIll make thIIs real sIImple IIm tewdex one of the musIIc producers for screechmanIIa anDX occasIIonally bustIIn anDX dancedanceexecutIIon youve probably seen one of my sets at some PARTY♪ IIf you arent some kIInDX of GOLD shut IIn that drools over those games

♠️♦️♠️█ ░ i just think a really big br00ding guy 0r gutsy charming gal with a distant and withdrawn series 0f em0ti0ns sh0uld…passi0nately…sl0wly…intensely…s0lve my murder. and mean it t00. ପ(∗´ര////ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️
my sweet lusus must miss me s0, she was such a l0ving creature. i d0 kn0w my sweet m0irail still visits her, i kn0w that she w0uld appreciate that, she l0ved him just as much as me.
ughhhh mae skin is soe draeeee i miss th' wa'er i need th' moisture!!!

here. this is the lusus noise ive been hearing. [An audio recording of Sollux's hive. Oddly, it's quite silent, even serene- there doesn't seem to be anything like the sound he described.]
i hope occultipus can divinate my wherabouts he gets so dreadfullae protective when i' comes t' me but i wonder if he sees me or if hes accidentallae watchin miss weiber...

If This Shit Turns Out To Be Infectious I Can Only Be Glad It Isnt My Body I''m Currently Inhabiting.. which Also Brings Up The Other Worry That It''s Theirs..
I CLOCK OFF WWORK GO GET A BOBA TEA AT THE PLAZA ITS NEXT TO THE FEMBOY HOOTERS RIGHT? I DONT GO BUT ITS THERE I GO TO GET MY TEA AND I SEE EQUIUS ZAHHAK??? FUCK OUTTA HERE WWITH THAT SHIT, HE AINT A FEMBOY GO TO HORSEBOY HOOTERS, GET OUTTA MY FEMBOY HOOTERS

This Is Very Telling Of Your Character..
EVERAE DAE GETS WORSE N' WORSE!!!

NEXT UP ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK: SKIP-BØ. THIS GAME IS BARKFIEND-WATER AND YOU CAN GET SCREWED OVER BY SOMEONE MERELY *THINKING* OF STACKING THE DECK. IF SOMEONE COMES NEAR ME WITH THIS GAME IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOUR LUSUS WON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE YOU ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON YOU.

(¬‿¬ ) I think everyone should send their ex a message RIGHT NOW ♫ (¬‿¬ ) #RuinYourThornsday ♫

let'S not be hasty.

y need someone to ynconvenyence thys bynoclard twynk, he's been gettyng too much work done recentlii >::]

'pryvate ynvestygator' iiappyng for *lyteral* hours untyl he passed out and he's blamyng ME for hys lack of sleep! ::O some trolls, man...








