♠ hated by @battaSwing
BATTER UP < YEAH. I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. THERE WILL NEVER EVER BE ANOTHER BATTER LIKE YOU. BECAUSE IT WOULD BE THE DEATH OF OUR FUCKING SPORT. LET'S DO AWAY WITH ALL THE BATS. LET'S GET RID OF THE BASES. LET'S JUST THROW AROUND A BALL AND HAVE OUR LARGEST GUYS CHARGE EACH OTHER. THAT'S WHAT YOU FUCKING SOUND LIKE. I CULL PEOPLE ON THE FIELD, NO DOUBT. BUT THERE'S COUNTERPLAY. CATCH MY FUCKING BALL. DO ANYTHING TO TRY AND STOP ME. IT IS NO A FAULT OF MY OWN THAT THEY *CAN'T*. I AM AN UNSTOPPABLE HITTER AND YOU SIMPLY WANT TO DRAG ME DOWN TO YOUR PATHETIC LEVEL. > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < I'D BE CAREFUL IF I WERE YOU. YOUR BAT WOULD PROBABLY FUCKING BREAK. MIGHT PUT YOUR ARM OUT. YOUR SWING CAN HARDLY HIT A BALL INTO THE OUTFIELD, WHAT HOPE DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO DAMAGE ME? PLUS, AREN'T YOU A SHORT LITTLE RUNT? DO YOU NEED TO BALANCE ON THE BATTING TEE TO EVEN REACH MY FUCKING HEAD? WE BOTH KNOW MOST OF THE REASON YOU EVEN HAD A HALF-DECENT BATTING AVERAGE ALL THOSE SWEEPS AGO WAS BECAUSE YOUR STRIKE ZONE WAS *SO* FUCKING LOW, MOST PITCHERS DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO THROW TO YOU. YOU ARE A GENETIC ANOMALY THAT WILL LEAVE A SMUDGE ON THE HISTORY OF SLAUGHTER SPHERE. THIS MESSAGE CHAIN RIGHT HERE WILL BE YOUR ONLY MARK IN THE ANNALS OF HISTORY. THEY'LL REMEMBER YOU AS THE PEST THAT THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, BATTUR RUNMAN, DISPATCHED OF WITH FUCKING EASE. > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < PATHETIC. TRULY PATHETIC ARE WE PICKING AND CHOOSING WHICH RULES OF SLAUGHTER SPHERE ARE "THE GOOD ONES" NOW? EVERY PLAYER STEPS ON TO THAT FIELD READY TO FUCKING DIE. AND FOR THAT, I CAN RESPECT THEM, NO MATTER HOW PATHETICALLY THEY MAY TRY TO STRIKE ME OUT. BUT YOU? YOU'RE A COWARD. "I DON'T WANT TO KILL THE PITCHERS!" FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. YOU'RE NOT JUST DISRESPECTING THE POSITION OF PITCHER AT A CORE LEVEL, BUT YOU'RE DISRESPECTING THE ENTIRE SPORT. IF YOU WANT TO TALK "TRACK RECORD" LET'S TALK TRACK RECORD. I AM THE *ONLY* BATTER IN HISTORY WITH A 1.002 BATTING AVERAGE. I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO PROCESS THAT. I HAVE GOTTEN MORE PEOPLE ON BASE THAN TIMES I HAVE EVEN SWUNG THE FUCKING BAT. "IMPOSSIBLE! THE RULES DON'T EVEN ALLOW FOR THAT!" THIS GAME BENDS TO MY FUCKING WILL. I AM SLAUGHTER SPHERE AND IT IS ME. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING HOPE. > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < MY ROOKIE YEAR. THE OUTGLUT ALLSTARS. AN EARLY POINT IN MY CAREER, BUT AN IMPORTANT ONE. AND WHO WAS THE STAR BATTER? @BATTASWING - BUT YOU KNOW THAT DIDN'T LAST FUCKING LONG WHEN I GOT ON THE FUCKING SCENE. YOU KNOW EIVALL, IT'S SURPRISING TO ME YOU EVEN GOT THE CONTRACT TO BE ON THAT TEAM. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CLOSED THAT FUCKING DEAL. BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER CLOSED ANYTHING *EVER*. YOU'RE NOT A CLOSER. YOUR JOB IS TO HIT YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE SINGLE, GET ON BASE, AND THAT'S FUCKING IT. YOU DON'T HAVE THE ICE COLD VEINS LIKE ME. I WAS BORN TO COMPETE. THEY PUT YOU IN IN THE 6TH OR 7TH INNINGS FOR ME. THEY PUT YOU IN, SO BATTUR RUNMAN CAN COME IN AND CLOSE THE FUCKING DEAL. BECAUSE *I AM A FUCKING CLOSER.* > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < LOOK WHO IT IS. LOOK WHO IT FUCKING IS. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU FUCKING ARE? TO COME HERE? IS GETTING RIPPED TO ABSOLUTE SHREDS ON THE FIELD NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? FUCK YOU. YOU WILL NEVER BE BATTUR FUCKING RUNMAN. YOUR PIDDLY LITTLE BAT COULD NEVER KNOCK THEM OUT OF THE FUCKING PARK. MAYBE SOFT SLAUGHTER SPHERE IS MORE YOUR SPEED. PATHETIC. > HOMERUN