EIVALL BESBOL
@battaSwing
UNDEFEATED SLAUGHTER SPHERE CHAMPION SUPER STRIKER. BETTER THAN THE REST. ALL OF THEM. EVERY SINGLE ONE. I'M THE BEST. BELIEVE IT.
-------============(((◯ #SLAUGHTERSPHERE, EH? YEAH. THAT TRACKS.
-------============(((◯ SPEAKING OF #COLLABS. PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT WITH THE PURCHASE OF ANY FOOTLONG SUB AT TROLL SUBWAY, YOU CAN ENTER YOUR ORDER NUMBER ONLINE FOR A CHANCE TO WIN FREE SEASON PASS TICKETS TO THE #SLAUGHTERSPHERE GAMES THIS PERIGREE. LIMITED TIME OFFER, SUBJECT TO AVAILABILITY.
-------============(((◯ THE NIGHT I RETIRE WILL BE THE NIGHT EVERY OTHER SLAUGHTER SPHERE TEAM ON THE PLANET CRIES TEARS OF JOY BECAUSE THEY CAN SLEEP SOUNDLY AT DAWN KNOWING THEIR LIFESPANS HAVE DOUBLED. AND THE NIGHT I COME OUT OF RETIREMENT FOR ONE LAST BIG GAME WILL BE THE NIGHT EVERY SLAUGHTER SPHERE TEAM ON THE PLANET THAT WE'RE NOT GOING AGAINST CRIES TEARS OF JOY AGAIN BECAUSE THEY NARROWLY MISSED OUT ON HAVING THE MIDGLUT MASSACRISTS GRIND THEIR SKELETONS INTO PASTE WITH THEIR SKIN STILL AROUND THEM. #SLAUGHTERSPHERE
-------============(((◯ IT'S SLAUGHTER SPHERE SEASON. GET YOUR BATTUR RUNMAN MEAL AT TROLL WENDY'S FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A FREE SEASON PASS TO THE GARRETTSGRUB STADIUM GAMES THIS YEAR. DON'T FORGET - WHILE SUPPLIES LAST, GET FREE SLAUGHTER SPHERE MERCHANDISE ALONGSIDE YOUR MEAL. #SLAUGHTERSPHERE @homerunKing #SLAUGHTERSEASON
BATTER UP < LEGAL KEEPS CALLING ME AND I'M CERTAIN IT'S REGARDING MY ROLE IN ASKING YOU TO MAKE THIS CHITT. I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING PICK UP THE PALMHUSK. > HOMERUN
-------============(((◯ DON'T WORRY. THE FREE SEASON TICKETS GIVEAWAY WAS MY IDEA. YOUR GUYS AREN'T PAYING FOR THAT.
-------============(((◯ GOT WORD THAT WE'RE REFURBISHING THE HOME STADIUM. STAY TUNED FOR MORE.
-------============(((◯ HE'S A DISGRACE TO THE SPORT. AND NO ONE CARES! HE JUST ROBS ALL THE TEAM'S EFFORT FOR HIMSELF. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FIELD BRAWLS? THE MAULING OF MEN AS THAT BALL PASSED FROM BLOODSOAKED HAND TO BLOODSOAKED HAND ON ITS WAY BACK TO THE BASES, WHERE - IF LUCKY - IT WOULD BE BEATEN INTO THE RUNNER'S CRANIUM? SURE. HE GETS SOME FLASHY SHOTS. AND SOME MOMENTS OF HYPE. BUT AT THE COST OF THE WHOLE GAME. IT'S NOT SPORT ANYMORE. IT'S LACKLUSTRE ENTERTAINMENT.
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cope is insane
-------============(((◯ IF BEING 'ON HIS LEVEL' MEANS I'M A POISON TO MY TEAM. TO MY FANS. AND TO THE SPORT - IE, THAT LEVEL BEING THE BOTTOM LEVEL OF HELL ITSELF - I NEVER WANT TO BE.
-------============(((◯ @homerunKing FUCK YOU.
oh leave battur the fuck alone
K--<hop off battur runman
Woah! Watch the Harsh Words!
calm d0wn
No need for such cruelty, fiend!
BATTER UP < LOOK WHO IT IS. LOOK WHO IT FUCKING IS. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU FUCKING ARE? TO COME HERE? IS GETTING RIPPED TO ABSOLUTE SHREDS ON THE FIELD NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? FUCK YOU. YOU WILL NEVER BE BATTUR FUCKING RUNMAN. YOUR PIDDLY LITTLE BAT COULD NEVER KNOCK THEM OUT OF THE FUCKING PARK. MAYBE SOFT SLAUGHTER SPHERE IS MORE YOUR SPEED. PATHETIC. > HOMERUN
> 1t has been a h0t m1nute s1nce 1 have seen a ch1t be /0nly/ hated by 0ver a d0zen f0lks
-------============(((◯ WHAT.