♦ pitied by @bedlamCanibal
garfield are you slash srs or slash jay or whatever the bit was
Matesprit. Say it with me. Mate-sprit. There is no e at the end. I do not understand why so many of you are hallucinating that e at the end.
Not from chittr, for clarification. I don’t get it, any other messages I’ve tried to send from my other apps don’t go through anymore, but. Hm.
Why am I getting ghost notifications from a group chat I never joined?? I passed out for awhile and now my lock screen is covered in notifications, but I never… I could’ve sworn it stopped working right.
Okay, okay. Last one, because I have a pop-up party to attend. Need someone getting off on how it hurts while I fuck them and whining about how it’s too big. Bonus points for squirming on it even though that makes it hurt worse. #nsfw #nsfwe ? Just to be safe, since this is starting to border on #cnc territory? I dunno man, now I’m multitasking.
...I have no words. How would I even see them like this?