benny π§πβοΈπ
@bennyBoy
benny, bennyboy, bb, or ben (if you gotta be professional) faunex/mustelidex from wetrock he/him i'm the chief mechanical engineer and electrician on my ship π§ΰΈ Υβ’ο»β’ΥΰΈ <- me holding a wrench
sniffing you by the way
HELL-O-O- HI ARE Y-O-O-U S-O-O-ME S-O-O-RT -O-O-F ALIEN MUSTELID
effectively, yeah! and you are very similar to someone i already met actually
I w-o-o-uld like t-o-o- learn everything ab-o-o-ut y-o-o-u f-o-o-rever, -o-o-kay?
i consider myself something of a collector my crew calls it stealing, but potato-potahto if its not nailed down its bennys property i like various sports, both watching and playing-- and i mean ACTUALLY playing, i dont depend on my adapt for that stuff, i love to get my paws dirty wrestling especially im a real good wrestler i also like to watch action movies, especially ones with cool car chases what else... oh duh, my job is pretty fun squeezing through ship machinery and fixing stuff is basically my entire thing, and yeah, its work, but i wouldn't do it if i didn't love it i also fucking love to eat tunneling too, i dont get to tunnel much these days, but it was fun as hell back on wetrock i dunno, i got a lotta hobbies what about you, kid?
honestly thumbs are a little primitive
my wremch π§
i dont really "get" the whole small cute thing it was kinda jarring to find out i inspire that kinda reaction in other larger alien species, like trolls and humans and gelfor and all of that but i'd be lying if i said i didn't use it to my advantage you gonna yell at a little guy? you gonna yell at the little guy who's sniling so sneetly? the little guy with the big sad wet eyes?
very demeaning and honestly pretty culturally insensitive to have people call me adorable and pet me and pick me up without asking and all of that, as if me and the rest of my people aren't complex, autonomous, hyper-intelligent beings deserving of the same respect you would give any other species ... but also keep doing it to me specifically the benny is not representative of his entire species the benny kinda likes being called a cutesy squishy squimblo and being picked up and carried around like a purse dog
you would leave your planet too if it was called wetrock
yknow, i'm something of a chitterer too
my paws look like this so hers can look the same because neither of us use our paws for manual labor because we have telekinesis tech Υβ’ο»β’Υ
am i meant to be on an alien social media site? definitely not but like others of my kind (and similar), i'm known to enjoy my bouts of mischief
i kinda doubt that given your follower count but i hope you get there one day
wharness sniff... watnessssss yous dont beleieve me even?????????? WHAANESS π’π’π’π’π’π’π’
and i've never looked better except in all of my pictures
hey i'm just lookin at the facts here but look, i'm sorry i believe you'll get there eventually
sniffness oka haha okay yay do u wanna be apartof og crew for when i get big and have a lot of dollars in my bank?