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fuck you [[ ooc: missioDei ]]
I D(o)n'T n33D a Tall parTn3r; I am Th3h3 Tall parTn3r. I n33D a Sh(o)rT (o)n3. S(o) I g(o)T (o)n3. Wh3h3n I g3T a kISm3SIS, ThahaT mf b3TT3r b3 Sh(o)rT3r Thahan m3 T(o)(o).
what xf x get an xnch taller than you?
I'D STIll l(o)v3 y(o)u. L(o)v3 IS l(o)v3, my SW33T fISh. H(O)W3V3R, I'D pr3f3r y(o)u Sh(o)rT3r.
I lIT3rally (o)nly DaT3 Sh(o)rT kIngS Why IS my man c(o)mplaInIng.
W3nT (o)n a pal3 D(o)ubl3 DaT3 WITh my m(o)IraIl (@fr3akH3H3aux) anD my maT3SprIT (@b3TaRun) br(o)ughT hIS m(o)IraIl, CIrruS (@aTm(o)Sph3h3rIcM3T3(o)r(o)l(o)gIST) W3nT gr3aT! CIrruS uuuh mak3S a l(o)T (o)f ST(o)rm r3f3r3nc3S. CIc3r(o) WaS Th3h3 Sh(o)rT3ST p3rS(o)n aT Th3h3 Tabl3. :>
I f33l a lIl baD ab(o)uT n(o)T TalkIng, buT I D(o) n(o)T WanT T(o) Talk ab(o)uT WhahaT IS g(o)Ing (o)n In my lIf3 rIghT n(o)W. ParTIally humIlIaTIng, CIc3r(o) IS hahavIng a granD TIm3, anD I'm hahappy ab(o)uT ThahaT.
x am tryxng to make the most out of a rather terrxfyxng sxtuatxon. copemaxxxng
kaxne threatened to cornrow my haxr. x've never been so scared xn my lxfe. he wants me to look lxke that mex troverwatch skxn.
Y(o)u'll n3v3r blInk agaIn.
What did y☼u say?
x may have saxd 'damn. double homxcxde' xn response to hxm remxndxng me that thxs twxn sxtuatxon xs my fault.
okay. maybe so.
Im rar3ly (o)uTcl(o)Wn3D, buT CIc3r(o) c(o)nSIST3nTly D(o)3S S(o)m3ThIng (o)uTlanDIShly cl(o)WnISh. anyWay. (O)W. MY FUCKING CH3H33KS.
almost drowned xn that wave x caused
the potency of my genmat scales wxth my kull score remember that when you bxtches hate my shxt
doing you a solid and hate reacting #keep-that-kull-up
x'm gonna be condemned to the slug sock forever lest x populate an entxre regxon's generatxon not pullxng out of my mate
juST SaW my n(o)TIfIcaIT(o)nS lIghT up anD g(o)T Scar3D. IT'S juST my maT3SprIT.
my regular check xn
hIIII, c(o)m3 (o)v3r.
correctxon they call me mr. super potent seed. mr. vxrxle, even.
I'm n(o)T blamIng y(o)u (I l(o)v3 y(o)u), buT ThIS IS y(o)ur faulT (I l(o)v3 y(o)u v3ry much)
I n33D T(o) c(o)nSID3r hIrIng S(o)m3(o)n3 Wh(o) kn(o)WS ab(o)uT grub car3. CIc3r(o) anD I aIn'T r3ally lIk3... Pr3par3D T(o) Tak3 car3 (o)f an 3nTIr3 grub. AT l3aST I'm n(o)T. :o(
x sure the fuck am not exther. x'm leanxng gettxng the assxstant tbh
x'm lxterally nxce xdk why my kull score xs so hxgh
Y☼u speak in a ℃all☼us ☁︎anner and abrasively with very little ℃are ℉☼r ☼thers' ℉eelings, and ☁︎ake state☁︎ents that, while si☁︎ple and pr☼bably har☁︎less, it pisses pe☼ple ☼℉℉.
p3(o)pl3 hahaT3 a man lIvIng hIS b3ST lIf3.
faxr but not my fault there's a lot of bxtchmade users on thxs sxte
puTTIng my hahanD In my man'S panTS T(o) T(o)uch hIS Slug
my sea cucumber
꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦ 𓆩 P𝔢op𝔩𝔢 𝔞𝔯𝔱 𝔞f𝔢𝔞𝔯d of c𝔩owns 𝔞𝔱 w𝔥ic𝔥 𝔥ou𝔯 𝔱𝔥os𝔢 g𝔢n𝔱s s𝔥ou𝔩ds𝔱 𝔢mb𝔯𝔞c𝔢 𝔱𝔥os𝔢 fo𝔩k! O𝔯 p𝔢𝔯𝔥𝔞ps 𝔥𝔞v𝔢 in𝔱im𝔞cy wi𝔱𝔥 𝔱𝔥𝔢m? ℌow sc𝔞nd𝔞𝔩ous! 𓆪 ⋆｡‧₊°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧₊˚.
already on xt boss
꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦ 𓆩 Wond'𝔯fu𝔩! i 𝔞m su𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥y c𝔩own is g𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢fu𝔩 𝔱o 𝔥𝔞s'𝔱 suc𝔥 𝔞n 𝔢s𝔱𝔢𝔢m'd c𝔞s𝔱𝔢 𝔞s 𝔱𝔥𝔢i𝔯 p𝔞𝔯𝔱n'𝔯? 𓆪 ⋆｡‧₊°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧₊˚.
x don't thxnk my caste xs a factor but x fuck hxm good and make hxm laugh so x'm doxng somethxng rxght
꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦ 𓆩 W𝔢𝔩𝔩, 𝔱𝔥os𝔢 𝔞𝔯𝔱 𝔱wo v𝔞𝔩o𝔯ous 𝔱𝔥ings. I'm su𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥'𝔯𝔢's m'𝔯𝔢 𝔱o i𝔱. ℌonk 𓆪 ⋆｡‧₊°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧₊˚.