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fuck you [[ ooc: missioDei ]]

Why IS Th3h3r3 n(o) (o)pTI(o)n f(o)r "I WanT a m3an m(o)Th3h3rfuck3r" I'm DaTIng (o)n3. @b3TaRun <<<<<<<<<<< gIv3 m3 a m3an m(o)Th3h3rfuck3r.

g(o)nna play WITh #myman'S #Slug cauS3 I l(o)v3 hIm #l(o)v3Th3h3Slug

I D(o)n'T n33D a Tall parTn3r; I am Th3h3 Tall parTn3r. I n33D a Sh(o)rT (o)n3. S(o) I g(o)T (o)n3. Wh3h3n I g3T a kISm3SIS, ThahaT mf b3TT3r b3 Sh(o)rT3r Thahan m3 T(o)(o).

I lIT3rally (o)nly DaT3 Sh(o)rT kIngS Why IS my man c(o)mplaInIng.

W3nT (o)n a pal3 D(o)ubl3 DaT3 WITh my m(o)IraIl (@fr3akH3H3aux) anD my maT3SprIT (@b3TaRun) br(o)ughT hIS m(o)IraIl, CIrruS (@aTm(o)Sph3h3rIcM3T3(o)r(o)l(o)gIST) W3nT gr3aT! CIrruS uuuh mak3S a l(o)T (o)f ST(o)rm r3f3r3nc3S. CIc3r(o) WaS Th3h3 Sh(o)rT3ST p3rS(o)n aT Th3h3 Tabl3. :>

I f33l a lIl baD ab(o)uT n(o)T TalkIng, buT I D(o) n(o)T WanT T(o) Talk ab(o)uT WhahaT IS g(o)Ing (o)n In my lIf3 rIghT n(o)W. ParTIally humIlIaTIng, CIc3r(o) IS hahavIng a granD TIm3, anD I'm hahappy ab(o)uT ThahaT.

Im rar3ly (o)uTcl(o)Wn3D, buT CIc3r(o) c(o)nSIST3nTly D(o)3S S(o)m3ThIng (o)uTlanDIShly cl(o)WnISh. anyWay. (O)W. MY FUCKING CH3H33KS.

juST SaW my n(o)TIfIcaIT(o)nS lIghT up anD g(o)T Scar3D. IT'S juST my maT3SprIT.

I n33D T(o) c(o)nSID3r hIrIng S(o)m3(o)n3 Wh(o) kn(o)WS ab(o)uT grub car3. CIc3r(o) anD I aIn'T r3ally lIk3... Pr3par3D T(o) Tak3 car3 (o)f an 3nTIr3 grub. AT l3aST I'm n(o)T. :o(


