* FUNNY STUFF SPAMMY OLE CHUM!
* OLD PAL
* OLE HEARTS DIAMONDS SPADES AND CLUBS!
* WHY DONT YOU DROP BY MY CELL
* MAYBE COME PLAY A GAME IN MY LITTLE POCKET OF FREEDOM WITH ME!
* FOR OLE TIMES SAKE?
* OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY CHASING FREEDOM IN THE BASMENT UWAHAHHA!
* OH SPAMTON O' BRICKS I WOULDNT DREAM OF CHARGING YOU FOR SIMPLY STOPPING BY!
* MAYBE FINDING THE KEYS AND LETTING THE FREEDOM OUT!
* YOU SCRATCH MY BACK I SCRATCH YOURS
* IMAGINE IT A JESTER DISTRACTING THE QUEEN GIVING YOU ALL THE TIME YOU NEED DOWN THERE~