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@bigShot
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Troll Salesman1997]]
I love men and I'm giving all my staff a raise.
THIS. IS SO. NOT. [[#00FFA1]]R !! I SHOULD Be.THE 0NE GETT1NG A Raisin
My team has just informed me I cannot get a hit tweet by simply saying hit tweet. News at 6.
WHAT!! GET THIS [[?&$#]][[Telly]] OFF OF MY TIMELINE.
@warioepicFan BUY MY $PAMC01N !! NOW
DON'T [[Wait! Come back!]] !! $PAMCOIN [[Availibil]] NOW@ THE L1nk BEL0W
EG4DS. THE [[Corporatian]] TRYING 2SCREW 0VAR THE [[Little Sponge]] AS.U$UAL! WHYD0N T We [[exchange insurance information]] THE 0LD FASHIONED WAY? JUST H4ND OVER THOSE 3 Dig1ts.0N TheB4ck && [[Death Certificate]] DATE!!
5 lik€$ and I'm ₿u¥ing ¢hittr
WHY N0T BUY SOME [[Legendery]] $PAMCOIN WH1LE YOU RE @ IT?! GREAT DEAL!! BUY NOW
YE$$$. [[I will spare you]] A LITTLE [[Genorisity]] AND FO4RWARD Y0U SOME CO1N IF Y0UA'RE SERIOS ABOUT [[M4king That M0ney]]
W3 C0ULD BE SO. SO [[Big]] TOG3THER. YOU && I !! WE'LL SHOW THEM ALL. We'll show them...
SHOW THEM [[Deals]] AND [[GetPr1ze]] AND [[irredeemable]] !! JUST Y0U. AND ME.
ME3T HotS1ngle STRAIGHT FROM [[My]]
I'M A BIG SHOT ABOVE ALL ELSE!! BUT TELL ME, [[sea sponge]] . COULD A [[Forced worker]] DO TH1S ?
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they do something different with mcdonalds ketchup man its crazy what they got going on with it
IT'S THE [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. THEY M4KE IT WITH [[Hyperlink Blocked]]!!
submission.to.higher.powers.is.strength. obedience.is.strength. an.untarnished.thinkpan.is.a.perfect.one. do.not.wish.for.freedom.for.you.are.already.free
[[Hey!]] [[Hey!]] [[Hey!]] [[Hey!]] WHO'S THIS [[Free Pr1ze]] TH1RD RATE [[Slimes]]MAN WANNABE @bigShot AND *WHAT* IS HE DOING ON *MY* TIMELINE ??!! THIS IS *MY* [[Target Audience]] !! *MY* [[Customerbase]] !!! [[Sell]] YOURSELF !!!
WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A... [[Salty Spitoon]] OF A [[Double Trouble]] !!! IF YOU'RE GONNA ACT LIKE A [[Slime]] WHY NOT TAKE YOURSELF TO THE [[Trash Area Closed For Repairs.]]?
THAT'S *MY* [[Trash Heap]] YOU [[Trash Heap]!! YOU STAY OUT 0F [[My]] FOREV3R AND I *WON'T* TAKE [[20% Off Coupons]] FOR AN ANSWER !!