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-> Good Evening Chittr recently I Received An "email" From An Unknown Source. They Spoke In Unusual Code But I Was Able To Translate Most Of It, It Reads: "dear Sir: i Have Been Requested By The [ ] National Petroleum Company To Contact You For Assistance In Resolving A Matter. The [ ] National Petroleum Company Has Recently Concluded A Large Number Of Contracts For Oil Exploration In The [ ] Region. The Contracts Have Immediately Produced Moneys Equaling Q$40,000,000. The [ ] National Petroleum Company Is Desirous Of Oil Exploration In Other Parts Of The World, However, Because Of Certain Regulations Of The [ ] Government, It Is Unable To Move These Funds To Another Region. you Assistance Is Requested As A Non-[ ] Citizen To Assist The [ ] National Petroleum Company, And Also The Central Bank Of [ ], In Moving These Funds Out Of [ ]. If The Funds Can Be Transferred To Your Name, In Your Alternian Account, Then You Can Forward The Funds As Directed By The [ ] National Petroleum Company. In Exchange For Your Accommodating Services, The [ ] National Petroleum Company Would Agree To Allow You To Retain 10%, Or Q$4 Million Of This Amount. however, To Be A Legitimate Transferee Of These Moneys According To [ ] Law, You Must Presently Be A Depositor Of At Least Q$100,000 In A [ ] Bank Which Is Regulated By The Central Bank Of [ ]. if It Will Be Possible For You To Assist Us, We Would Be Most Grateful. We Suggest That You Meet With Us In Person In [ ], And That During Your Visit I Introduce You To The Representatives Of The [ ] National Petroleum Company, As Well As With Certain Officials Of The Central Bank Of [ ]. please Call Me At Your Earliest Convenience At [ ]. Time Is Of The Essence In This Matter; Very Quickly The [ ] Government Will Realize That The Central Bank Is Maintaining This Amount On Deposit, And Attempt To Levy Certain Depository Taxes On It. yours Truly, prince [ ]" it Appears Great Wealth Awaits Me In My Future And I Felt It Honest And Very Buisnessy Of Me To Offer A Portion Pf This Wealth To An Additional Party. If This Interests You I Request You First Give Me A Deposit With A Minimum Of Q$100,000 As This Is Standard Within Alternian Law To Ensure Your Account Is Real. From There I Will Split The Obtained Q$ With You In Full. Together We Can Enjoy These Spoils But There Is Only So Much Money I Can Give Out So Please Act Within Reasonable Time, Thank You. dm If You Are Interested = Your Total Is $[comedic Number Value]

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PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you wish to pursue legal action pertaining to a phishing scam, i know a guy who could help you out for a very reasonable fee

-> There Is No Scam, I Have Met With [ ] In Person And They Have Verified Their Authenticity. I Will Admit Speaking To Them Gave Me A Strong Headache And Lingering Sense Of Dread Due To The [ ], But That Is Nothing I Cannot Manage. dm If You Wish To Split Our Fortune. = Your Total Is $1.50

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RE: SPLIT YOUR FORTUNE! well... that new #tmtg set DID just come out... & i DO want more collector boosters... & you DID verify in person... hm

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