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Wh⌂t is occurring, poesied g⌂ngm⌂tes? It is I: Teleri Pendr⌂, [THREE-TIME LONGLISTED ⌂M⌂TEUR POETESS ⌂LTERNI⌂ CELER⌂TEE]. I'm ⌂ppe⌂ring on your husktops, e-ink shellphones (⌂nd more!) with news of my new collection: TROLL POEMS TO WEEP TO ⌂S YOU CONSIDER WH⌂T H⌂S BEEN LOST IN THE STORMS OF LE⌂FY LIFE ITSELF: VOLUME II. E⌂rly pre-orders get ⌂ccess to print-exclusive extr⌂ ⌂ppendix poem: THE OCC⌂SION ON WHICH I G⌂VE NO LITTLE CONSIDER⌂TION TO THE B⌂N⌂LITIES OF LOWBLOOD ⌂RCHITECTUR⌂L DR⌂BNESS ⌂ND ITS THEIR SUPPOSED C⌂USES ⌂ND, REFLECTING INTERESTINGLY TH⌂T I MUST THINK LITTLE OF SUCH M⌂TTERS GENER⌂LLY, RESOLVED TO CONTINUE DOING NOTHING IN P⌂RTICUL⌂R ⌂BOUT THEM. Preorder @ troll.ly/pendr⌂book-16 with code [POESIEDB⌂RD]. St⌂y liter⌂te, chithe⌂ds! H⌂h⌂.

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=^owo^= Could you maybe talk less?

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Holy yap

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⌂bs⌂l⌂t⌂ly n⌂t, ph⌂l⌂st⌂n⌂.

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It's the y⌂p th⌂t keeps grublo⌂f on the t⌂ble, buddy, h⌂h⌂. <:

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=^owo^= Perhaps you're lost because you seem to not know what you're talking about. Get into plastics perhaps.

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You ⌂re emblem⌂tic of the deep-cultur⌂l diseng⌂gement th⌂t is le⌂ding ⌂lterni⌂n ⌂esthetics down the dr⌂in. Pl⌂stic? H⌂h⌂. Shm⌂stic. #inviol⌂teprinciples

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=^owo^= Alternian aesthetics have been on a cultural decline conisting of nothing but gore and slop for the last thousand years or so. The culture of our people is as dour as your writing. I wouldn't keep it in any archival means avalible to me if you'd threatened to run me over with a scuttlebuggy.

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Wh⌂t th⌂ f⌂ck d⌂d y⌂⌂ j⌂st f⌂cking s⌂y ⌂b⌂⌂t m⌂, y⌂⌂ l⌂ttl⌂ gr⌂b? ⌂'ll h⌂ve y⌂⌂ kn⌂w ⌂ gr⌂d⌂⌂t⌂d t⌂p ⌂f my cl⌂ss ⌂n tr⌂ll cr⌂⌂t⌂v⌂ n⌂ght sch⌂⌂l, ⌂nd ⌂'ve b⌂⌂n ⌂nv⌂lv⌂d ⌂n n⌂m⌂r⌂⌂s s⌂cr⌂t p⌂⌂try j⌂ms ⌂⌂b⌂⌂t, ⌂bout our justified ⌂nd ⌂ncient empress, ⌂nd I h⌂ve over 300 confirmed poems. H⌂h⌂, I'm not w⌂sting ⌂ny more of my ⌂rt on you. Buy my book or get off my chitlog, bottomfeeder. Someone's got ⌂n over⌂ctive ⌂ggr⌂v⌂tion sponge here, ⌂nd it's not me, L⌂L.

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=^owo^= You continue to drag down our people with every word you helpelessly drag your fingers over, and we were already pretty low. Find religion, XOXO.

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You don't seem to underst⌂nd, so let me l⌂y it out for you. I ⌂lre⌂dy h⌂ve religion. ⌂nd It's not difficult: I m⌂ke religion every d⌂y! ⌂rt is my religion! You c⌂n just do th⌂t, you know! Feeble. Congr⌂ts on being my f⌂n, by the w⌂y <: (given you keep re⌂ding everything I write) (X⌂X⌂X⌂X⌂).