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I tried to cl⌂mp the globe to my crook'd horn / It burst ⌂nd left my hornbent self to mourn / No s⌂dder sight seen yet th⌂n hornbent me / To ro⌂m ⌂nd cl⌂mp's ⌂ misery for free... //// BUY MY POETRY COMPIL⌂TION @ --> !!! USE CODE [POESIEDB⌂RD] FOR MEG⌂ C⌂EG⌂R S⌂VINGS !!! #sw⌂llowmypill
Wh⌂t is occurring, poesied g⌂ngm⌂tes? It is I: Teleri Pendr⌂, [THREE-TIME LONGLISTED ⌂M⌂TEUR POETESS ⌂LTERNI⌂ CELER⌂TEE]. I'm ⌂ppe⌂ring on your husktops, e-ink shellphones (⌂nd more!) with news of my new collection: TROLL POEMS TO WEEP TO ⌂S YOU CONSIDER WH⌂T H⌂S BEEN LOST IN THE STORMS OF LE⌂FY LIFE ITSELF: VOLUME II. E⌂rly pre-orders get ⌂ccess to print-exclusive extr⌂ ⌂ppendix poem: THE OCC⌂SION ON WHICH I G⌂VE NO LITTLE CONSIDER⌂TION TO THE B⌂N⌂LITIES OF LOWBLOOD ⌂RCHITECTUR⌂L DR⌂BNESS ⌂ND ITS THEIR SUPPOSED C⌂USES ⌂ND, REFLECTING INTERESTINGLY TH⌂T I MUST THINK LITTLE OF SUCH M⌂TTERS GENER⌂LLY, RESOLVED TO CONTINUE DOING NOTHING IN P⌂RTICUL⌂R ⌂BOUT THEM. Preorder @ troll.ly/pendr⌂book-16 with code [POESIEDB⌂RD]. St⌂y liter⌂te, chithe⌂ds! H⌂h⌂.
Don't think I've forgotten ⌂bout the mount⌂in of commissions for bespoke pieces, trolls. I'm ⌂lw⌂ys keeping p⌂ce: the definition of depend⌂ble. ⌂nd to ⌂ll newcomers here—welcome! W⌂nt ⌂ work of extr⌂ordin⌂ry bre⌂dth, sure to reson⌂te e⌂ch ⌂nd ⌂ny of the four known qu⌂dr⌂nts down to the very right ⌂ngles? Or simpler? How ⌂bout ⌂ custom-scribed celebr⌂tory sl⌂m for your ⌂lterni⌂n stickb⌂ll te⌂m's gr⌂nd triumph? Hey, m⌂ybe you're incur⌂bly shit ⌂t FL⌂RP ⌂nd need c⌂tchy lines to go with your culler moves—on dem⌂nd? PM for det⌂ils. F⌂ir r⌂tes. #inviol⌂teprinciples
- Ok so I have kind of a problemm. The Handy thing is sort of mmy whole brand... but
But wh⌂t, ple⌂s⌂nt business-suitor? You need some h⌂ndy help with your Helping H⌂ndy? ⌂h⌂h⌂, how ironic this is; but I'm kidding. I'm up to workshop however you wish. For ⌂ st⌂rt, I'm seeing m⌂ybe... Tongue twisters in your br⌂nd's future. :>
I'm f⌂mous. I'm ⌂ctu⌂lly f⌂mous. Oh. My. Gog. I'd like to th⌂nk my lusus, my f⌂ns, my publisher ⌂nd, most l⌂vishly of ⌂ll: myself. #supreme
Offici⌂l ⌂t l⌂st. We did it, guys. We did it. #inviol⌂teprinciples
It's ⌂fter ⌂ long h⌂rd night of pen meets p⌂per th⌂t I like to exorcise the tomewrigglers th⌂t scr⌂mble ⌂bout my think p⌂n with ⌂ good long re⌂d of—no, not my own, but somebody else's work! Who ⌂re your f⌂vourite ⌂uthors/writers/⌂lterni⌂n sl⌂m poets, chithe⌂ds? I know there ⌂re ⌂liens on here, so speci⌂l shiny glitter biscuit goes to ⌂nyone who t⌂kes the time to n⌂me ⌂n ⌂lterni⌂n ⌂rtist. If you c⌂n't n⌂me ⌂ny, m⌂ybe you should reflect on th⌂t—⌂s this is our website ⌂fter ⌂ll, ⌂h⌂h⌂. #popul⌂r #liter⌂te #pendr⌂spe⌂ks
⤐I am finding Tr⊕ll Stephen King t⊕ my liking.
⌂h⌂h⌂ ⌂nd ⌂ glitter biscuit goes to the esteemed highblood tonight! Nobody—just nobody writes from the perspective of ⌂ b⌂rkfiend like Troll King. ⌂+ t⌂ste. :>
You meet so m⌂ny gifted cre⌂tives out here on chittr, you st⌂rt to forget they weren't ⌂ll h⌂tched th⌂t w⌂y!—no, ⌂rt is h⌂rd work. My grind is swe⌂t, slime ⌂nd (yes, sometimes!) blood of ⌂ll different sh⌂des (of th⌂t set h⌂emospectric⌂lly inferior to my own, of course, if ⌂ny roving legisl⌂cer⌂tors ⌂re re⌂ding!). These trolls with overcr⌂nked blow s⌂cs will tell you we ⌂ll h⌂ve it h⌂nded to us on ⌂ nutrition pl⌂te⌂u But I know the re⌂l f⌂ns (#pendr⌂g⌂ng) see through the noise ⌂nd underst⌂nd it t⌂kes some serious muscul⌂r the⌂trics to hone your cr⌂ft in tod⌂y's rough, tough ⌂lterni⌂n circuit. I don't just h⌂ve it good bec⌂use of my intelligence, ch⌂rm, good looks ⌂nd ⌂w⌂rd-winning sense of style. It's bec⌂use I do stuff too. You could c⌂ll me the complete p⌂ck⌂ge, but th⌂t would be underselling it. Ple⌂se buy ⌂ cl⌂ssic bundle of my poetry ⌂t troll.ly/collection/pendr⌂-volume-1-3-lust-poems-for-⌂n-unre⌂ch⌂ble-curly-horned-troll-i-met-untold-sweeps-⌂go-in-⌂-picturesque-hoofbe⌂st-reservoir-while-employed-in-my-youth-⌂s-⌂-shit-lo⌂d-dispos⌂l-technici⌂n. Ple⌂se. I need to e⌂t. ⌂rt needs to e⌂t. #sw⌂llowmypill Now, if you'll ⌂ll excuse me, I must retire from gormless chitting ⌂bout to t⌂ke my ⌂blutions! ⌂h⌂h⌂h⌂h⌂h⌂. #the⌂rtlife #vent #queenofme⌂n
I don't know I like wh⌂t chittr h⌂s m⌂de me become... #inviol⌂teprinciples
Embrace it, y♡u'll be telling s♡me♡ne t♡ cull themself s♡♡n ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
It t⌂kes strength to s⌂y wh⌂t you me⌂n. Let's be re⌂l. ⌂ p⌂mphlet doesn't cut it these d⌂ys. We ⌂ll need something heftier sometimes. Hoofbe⌂st-le⌂ther... Intric⌂tely p⌂ged... ⌂rt! <: Ple⌂se listen to me. <:
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=^owo^= Obsession is a bad face on anyone. But I fear you may have just been hatched with yours.
Of course it ⌂lw⌂ys h⌂s to be you! ⌂h⌂h⌂, your ego is showing, meowslime. I h⌂ve other m⌂tters to which I must ⌂ttend.
=^owo^= I am the only troll who distributes pamphlets on this platform so far. Your obsession is showing.
Oh, ⌂re you? ⌂re you re⌂lly the only one... Distributing p⌂mphlets? In my good gr⌂ce I ⌂m covering my f⌂ce ⌂nd turning ⌂w⌂y ⌂s I l⌂ugh. You s⌂id it, not I!
=^owo^= You're ridiculous and I am going to stop responding to this.
Do ⌂ny of my fellow chithe⌂ds worry ⌂bout the potenti⌂l 'politics' of giving the wrong sign⌂ls vi⌂ suit-re⌂cts? Sometimes I like wh⌂t ⌂ chithe⌂d s⌂ys while disliking th⌂t like th⌂t chithe⌂d—⌂nd th⌂t's the mixology of grub-level dr⌂m⌂, cert⌂inly—but one must t⌂ke c⌂re when your context isn't so cle⌂r, such ⌂s in these online feeds. ⌂nd on top of th⌂t! Sm⌂ll ⌂rtists like me h⌂ve to wonder: "is this good for my br⌂nd? wh⌂t if they think I swing c⌂liginous for [troll/concept/suggestion]?" (whoever 'they' ⌂re). I feel so insecure sometimes. Ple⌂se won't you buy my books... I'm... Desper⌂te...
☆ dont like dont interact lol its not imperial battleship science
But if you eng⌂ge with someone, th⌂t me⌂ns you must feel some w⌂y ⌂bout the thing. ⌂nd eng⌂gement is import⌂nt! It's why I h⌂ve so m⌂ny f⌂ns despite nobody ⌂ctu⌂lly re⌂ding wh⌂t I h⌂ve to s⌂y.
=^owo^= You don't need to for me to notice your pathetic attempts for attention.
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=^owo^= Don't mention me again, I'm doing actually important things and don't need my palmhusk ringing talking about pills in front of the Father.
Right So I Am Definitely A Married Woman So Maybe Dont Say It Like That
C⌂eg⌂r moon, oh voluptous ⌂rt thou! Goggess ⌂bove, how I long for you (now), T'were't there hoofbe⌂sts bro⌂d ⌂nd strong! Enough for me to ride upon ⌂nd visit you, extend my prong [h⌂nd] To see your spheres, [cr⌂ters] ⌂nd lumps, [bumps] ⌂non... #poesy #⌂rt #buymybook Wh⌂t do you think, online critics? When's my #bigbre⌂k? @undyingUmbr⌂ge
(This poem is ⌂bout the pink moon) (it spe⌂ks to me best).
Do You Happen To Have Any Additional Selections Of Poetry Where You Prostrate Yourself To Goddesses Or
Yes, ⌂ctu⌂lly, oh seeking ⌂esthete! Visit troll.ly/title/pendr⌂-volume-ix-goddess-oh-goddess-i-wish-i-could-f⌂ll-over-before-you-⌂nd-roll-⌂round-until-your-undying-pity-outweighs-your-obvious-disgust. ⌂ re⌂son⌂ble price for such ⌂ collection, I'm sure you'll ⌂gree!
Wh⌂t is occurring, poesied g⌂ngm⌂tes? It is I: Teleri Pendr⌂, [THREE-TIME LONGLISTED ⌂M⌂TEUR POETESS ⌂LTERNI⌂ CELER⌂TEE]. I'm ⌂ppe⌂ring on your husktops, e-ink shellphones (⌂nd more!) with news of my new collection: TROLL POEMS TO WEEP TO ⌂S YOU CONSIDER WH⌂T H⌂S BEEN LOST IN THE STORMS OF LE⌂FY LIFE ITSELF: VOLUME II. E⌂rly pre-orders get ⌂ccess to print-exclusive extr⌂ ⌂ppendix poem: THE OCC⌂SION ON WHICH I G⌂VE NO LITTLE CONSIDER⌂TION TO THE B⌂N⌂LITIES OF LOWBLOOD ⌂RCHITECTUR⌂L DR⌂BNESS ⌂ND ITS THEIR SUPPOSED C⌂USES ⌂ND, REFLECTING INTERESTINGLY TH⌂T I MUST THINK LITTLE OF SUCH M⌂TTERS GENER⌂LLY, RESOLVED TO CONTINUE DOING NOTHING IN P⌂RTICUL⌂R ⌂BOUT THEM. Preorder @ troll.ly/pendr⌂book-16 with code [POESIEDB⌂RD]. St⌂y liter⌂te, chithe⌂ds! H⌂h⌂.
It's the y⌂p th⌂t keeps grublo⌂f on the t⌂ble, buddy, h⌂h⌂. <:
=^owo^= Perhaps you're lost because you seem to not know what you're talking about. Get into plastics perhaps.
You ⌂re emblem⌂tic of the deep-cultur⌂l diseng⌂gement th⌂t is le⌂ding ⌂lterni⌂n ⌂esthetics down the dr⌂in. Pl⌂stic? H⌂h⌂. Shm⌂stic. #inviol⌂teprinciples
=^owo^= Alternian aesthetics have been on a cultural decline conisting of nothing but gore and slop for the last thousand years or so. The culture of our people is as dour as your writing. I wouldn't keep it in any archival means avalible to me if you'd threatened to run me over with a scuttlebuggy.
Wh⌂t th⌂ f⌂ck d⌂d y⌂⌂ j⌂st f⌂cking s⌂y ⌂b⌂⌂t m⌂, y⌂⌂ l⌂ttl⌂ gr⌂b? ⌂'ll h⌂ve y⌂⌂ kn⌂w ⌂ gr⌂d⌂⌂t⌂d t⌂p ⌂f my cl⌂ss ⌂n tr⌂ll cr⌂⌂t⌂v⌂ n⌂ght sch⌂⌂l, ⌂nd ⌂'ve b⌂⌂n ⌂nv⌂lv⌂d ⌂n n⌂m⌂r⌂⌂s s⌂cr⌂t p⌂⌂try j⌂ms ⌂⌂b⌂⌂t, ⌂bout our justified ⌂nd ⌂ncient empress, ⌂nd I h⌂ve over 300 confirmed poems. H⌂h⌂, I'm not w⌂sting ⌂ny more of my ⌂rt on you. Buy my book or get off my chitlog, bottomfeeder. Someone's got ⌂n over⌂ctive ⌂ggr⌂v⌂tion sponge here, ⌂nd it's not me, L⌂L.
=^owo^= You continue to drag down our people with every word you helpelessly drag your fingers over, and we were already pretty low. Find religion, XOXO.
You don't seem to underst⌂nd, so let me l⌂y it out for you. I ⌂lre⌂dy h⌂ve religion. ⌂nd It's not difficult: I m⌂ke religion every d⌂y! ⌂rt is my religion! You c⌂n just do th⌂t, you know! Feeble. Congr⌂ts on being my f⌂n, by the w⌂y <: (given you keep re⌂ding everything I write) (X⌂X⌂X⌂X⌂).