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I tried to cl⌂mp the globe to my crook'd horn / It burst ⌂nd left my hornbent self to mourn / No s⌂dder sight seen yet th⌂n hornbent me / To ro⌂m ⌂nd cl⌂mp's ⌂ misery for free... //// BUY MY POETRY COMPIL⌂TION @ --> !!! USE CODE [POESIEDB⌂RD] FOR MEG⌂ C⌂EG⌂R S⌂VINGS !!! #sw⌂llowmypill
3O Just started a charity with Big Debbie to help feed the hungry trolls of Alternia! Thanks to everyone volunteering #Disneycorpcharities
Mister Disney. Ple⌂se respond to my letters I h⌂ve sent you. I h⌂ve sent you ⌂n import⌂nt mess⌂ge. Th⌂nk you. #mymess⌂ge
i dunno how man7 of 7ou are (hroni(all7 online and see someone telling 7ou to tou(h grass as an insult but gu7s. 7ou should tou(h grass. it's prett7 awesome. i spent the last few hours reading in a park under a tree and it's great
I ⌂m too busy working on my m⌂nuscripts to touch gr⌂sses ⌂h⌂h⌂. You find this h⌂ppens often with growing success. #true
i dont ha𝑣e "pronouns". first𝑙y, none of my nouns are professiona𝑙. second𝑙y, say it to my face or or with my name attached or dont say it at a𝑙𝑙.
Llevv⌂ on chittr h⌂s ⌂ point. #⌂point
Don't think I've forgotten ⌂bout the mount⌂in of commissions for bespoke pieces, trolls. I'm ⌂lw⌂ys keeping p⌂ce: the definition of depend⌂ble. ⌂nd to ⌂ll newcomers here—welcome! W⌂nt ⌂ work of extr⌂ordin⌂ry bre⌂dth, sure to reson⌂te e⌂ch ⌂nd ⌂ny of the four known qu⌂dr⌂nts down to the very right ⌂ngles? Or simpler? How ⌂bout ⌂ custom-scribed celebr⌂tory sl⌂m for your ⌂lterni⌂n stickb⌂ll te⌂m's gr⌂nd triumph? Hey, m⌂ybe you're incur⌂bly shit ⌂t FL⌂RP ⌂nd need c⌂tchy lines to go with your culler moves—on dem⌂nd? PM for det⌂ils. F⌂ir r⌂tes. #inviol⌂teprinciples
- Ok so I have kind of a problemm. The Handy thing is sort of mmy whole brand... but
But wh⌂t, ple⌂s⌂nt business-suitor? You need some h⌂ndy help with your Helping H⌂ndy? ⌂h⌂h⌂, how ironic this is; but I'm kidding. I'm up to workshop however you wish. For ⌂ st⌂rt, I'm seeing m⌂ybe... Tongue twisters in your br⌂nd's future. :>
=^owo^= Seems this regime has plummeted south.
Look in ⌂ mirror.
=^owo^= Ah, the first hate message of the day. Good evening, Teleri.
<^(Reply ^^nd I’ll tell you how much you would go for ^^ bounty. Ex^^ct. M^^ybe I’ll feed your ego if you’re nice ^^bout it (I won’t be).)^>
Let's he⌂r it ⌂h⌂h⌂!
Y0v cann0t c0nv1nc3 m3 that b00k wr1tt3n by Tr0ll Jam3s Patt3rs0n 1s g00d. H3 has s0 many 1n st0r3s that h3 cann0t c0nc31vably mak3 qval1ty wr1t1ng. -_-
I re⌂d in the non-Imperi⌂l Press th⌂t he ⌂ctu⌂lly uses ⌂ ghostwriter these d⌂ys. For re⌂l, l⌂zy sq⌂wkbe⌂k sits b⌂ck lounging ⌂round on his spin⌂l crevice puffing tob⌂cco chutes ⌂ll d⌂y long, while some lowblood h⌂ck spews up more copy on his beh⌂lf on his beh⌂lf. C⌂n you believe it? Th⌂nk god I'm not in the s⌂me position. >:<
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> really
It's ⌂fter ⌂ long h⌂rd night of pen meets p⌂per th⌂t I like to exorcise the tomewrigglers th⌂t scr⌂mble ⌂bout my think p⌂n with ⌂ good long re⌂d of—no, not my own, but somebody else's work! Who ⌂re your f⌂vourite ⌂uthors/writers/⌂lterni⌂n sl⌂m poets, chithe⌂ds? I know there ⌂re ⌂liens on here, so speci⌂l shiny glitter biscuit goes to ⌂nyone who t⌂kes the time to n⌂me ⌂n ⌂lterni⌂n ⌂rtist. If you c⌂n't n⌂me ⌂ny, m⌂ybe you should reflect on th⌂t—⌂s this is our website ⌂fter ⌂ll, ⌂h⌂h⌂. #popul⌂r #liter⌂te #pendr⌂spe⌂ks
⤐I am finding Tr⊕ll Stephen King t⊕ my liking.
⌂h⌂h⌂ ⌂nd ⌂ glitter biscuit goes to the esteemed highblood tonight! Nobody—just nobody writes from the perspective of ⌂ b⌂rkfiend like Troll King. ⌂+ t⌂ste. :>
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⌂h⌂h⌂, new cull criteri⌂ ⌂ppe⌂ring soon...? Could this m⌂rk ⌂ soci⌂l revolution, perh⌂ps? (Of the met⌂phoric⌂l kind.) (Ple⌂se, of the met⌂phoric⌂l kind.)
> naw br0 they're g0nna cull us based 0n f0ll0wer c0unt /j please let th1s be a j0ke
Did you know? I ⌂m ⌂ phenomenon. Become ⌂ supplic⌂nt ⌂t the te⌂t of my poesied output ⌂nd your follower count will skyrocket. ⌂h⌂h⌂. #sw⌂llowmypill
It t⌂kes strength to s⌂y wh⌂t you me⌂n. Let's be re⌂l. ⌂ p⌂mphlet doesn't cut it these d⌂ys. We ⌂ll need something heftier sometimes. Hoofbe⌂st-le⌂ther... Intric⌂tely p⌂ged... ⌂rt! <: Ple⌂se listen to me. <:
=^owo^= Obsession is a bad face on anyone. But I fear you may have just been hatched with yours.
Of course it ⌂lw⌂ys h⌂s to be you! ⌂h⌂h⌂, your ego is showing, meowslime. I h⌂ve other m⌂tters to which I must ⌂ttend.
=^owo^= I am the only troll who distributes pamphlets on this platform so far. Your obsession is showing.
Oh, ⌂re you? ⌂re you re⌂lly the only one... Distributing p⌂mphlets? In my good gr⌂ce I ⌂m covering my f⌂ce ⌂nd turning ⌂w⌂y ⌂s I l⌂ugh. You s⌂id it, not I!
=^owo^= I don't think i've been more embarrassed before.
=^owo^= I have class, I actually read things that matter instead of half baked and inert flowery metaphor that hardly even tracks as legible. I am perfectly lucky, mind you. Lucky enough to know I will never touch anything close to a pail with the likes of you, worm.
Who mentioned p⌂ils? Cert⌂inly not me. M⌂sk is slipping, cultist. We ⌂ll know why you're re⌂lly on here now. #exposed Mission⌂ry! Missing every Simple sign Of knowing: n⌂ry ⌂ troll c⌂n st⌂nd Her presence, sc⌂ry Whining sounds, Not worth ⌂ line More of my *perfect* ⌂rt! <;
=^owo^= I mentiond pails because again, you attempts at flirtation for whatever lacking functioning pan you have in your skull, it is begging you to find a mate to avoid drones. I am not the one, find another sucker to deal with your insanity. Your poem was awfulm again, the last two lines did not even work. Try harder.
They obviously m⌂de sense! R⌂⌂d ⌂t ⌂g⌂in! Ingr⌂te!! ⌂s if I'd genuinely pick you, ⌂nyw⌂y?? You know they s⌂y 'plenty more fish in the se⌂', L⌂L? But you're no fish in the se⌂! You're resifluid cullb⌂it! I'd sooner stick my he⌂d down the g⌂per th⌂n give ⌂ny of your fre⌂k propositions ⌂ moment more of my v⌂lu⌂ble ⌂ttention. I ⌂m better th⌂n you ⌂re.
=^owo^= Then go. Leave. Run away from the confrontation, coward. I would do us both a service. The only body of water i hope to find you in is floating atop the sea, face down, killed by seadweller, you cretin.
⌂nd you would h⌂ve h⌂d ⌂ f⌂irly re⌂son⌂ble lifesp⌂n if it weren't for th⌂t m⌂lfunctioning lobe stem. You're going to get culled if you keep ⌂t this ⌂nd it will serve you right. No f⌂ke de⌂d c⌂ndyblood creep there to comfort you! I t⌂ke b⌂ck wh⌂t I s⌂id ⌂bout being insecure e⌂rlier. Your worthlessness h⌂s brought me th⌂t security; it's depend⌂ble ⌂s the two moons ⌂bove. I H⌂TE you. D⌂e di⌂ d⌂e ⌂ie ⌂ie ⌂ie d⌂e di⌂ ⌂ie ⌂ie d⌂e
=^owo^= I will have a long life because you will never find me. I will leave you yearning forever and that will be your curse. Because like the sufferer's own suffering, yours shall be real too. But no vast expletive shall be heard. Only the sniveling of a girl who can't help herself.
So... You'll re⌂d my new book? ⌂s you're right, ⌂ctu⌂lly. It h⌂s quite ⌂ lot of snivelling! It's ⌂ theme I... Explore, ch⌂pter thirty-two in p⌂rticul⌂r. The reviews I got from friends ⌂re re⌂lly very good, ⌂ctu⌂lly! So, m⌂ybe you would get ⌂ kick out of it? But keep in mind I do h⌂te your ugly fucking guts, so t⌂ke it or le⌂ve it.