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π | Monetizing the domain we've all come to know and love? now we're talking big bucks. here's the playbook. a user-created ad system is an ad system that taps into the sweet succulent mind honey reservoir of a previously untapped market. featured features that were otherwise thwarted by legacy thinking. π | Hear that? that's the roaring sound of a new economic engine screaming to life. you're not just selling pixels. you're selling influence, esteem, acclaim, visibility, and strategic positioning within a captively captivated screecosystem. relevance. relevance is key. π | Here's the playbook... π | Top-of-feed, pinned posts with enhanced visibility, or dedicated "Sponsored" slots in high-traffic areas. these are your beachfrontier properties with peelable swimming suits. limited supply, maximum impact. π | Next. boosts, baby, it's all about the boosts. this is the game-changer. the kingmaker. the kabosh. chittr users can pay to "boost" their own content or posts. this isn't a traditional ad; it's a pay-for-performance amplification tool. a user wants their question answered faster? their art seen by more people? their project funded? they pay for priority. this directly monetizes user ambition. fuels idea seeking. sources sour faced somebodies who want to be somebody more. bring the marketers to the market. π | Next...borderline sociopathy. borders. animated little overlays. custom status messages integrated. flashy lights that scream "look at me! look at me! buy me! buy me!" obviously an extensive wealth vetting process should precede any such considerations. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR #PleaseDoNotActuallyFuckingDoThis
3O Just started a charity with Big Debbie to help feed the hungry trolls of Alternia! Thanks to everyone volunteering #Disneycorpcharities
tw: barely awake writing, probable typos, probable cringe (tags: unknown/carapacian, impied dersite, redrom, first person, ect) Your shell is warm. Crisp, smooth lines and harsh curves, but warm. An ecoskeleton layered above flesh, layered above another skeleton. All to protect your innermost organs from harm. From war. But there is no war tonight, here. My claws trace down from your neck. Sharp tips gliding along inky black, catching along each ridge. It's amazing how much texture you hold, when you appear so smooth. I'm entranced by it. Claws turn to fingertips, and fingertips turn to a hand, comforming around the manufactured curves of your body with a greed to know more of you. Your lips part. It's hard to make eye contact, or to listen to you mock my sensitivity. I'm lost in the beauty of your jaws, The way your shell parts and reveals a stretching black underneath. Your teeth look sharper than anything, wet and catching the light. I wonder for a moment if it would be a danger to kiss you. Would I risk my own tongue, own lips in such a hostile environment? Would it be work it to taste the shades of gray inside of you?.. You snap your fingers next to my head because I wasn't listening. I roll my eyes and grab you by that wrist, worming my fingers between your own with a stubbornness you understand implicitly. An apology, lackluster and insibcere leaves my mouth, and you sneer for just a moment before shaking your head and telling me to pay attention. I love the way your claws press into the back of my hand. The way the segmented plates of your palm jams into my own. The qarm heaviness of your body right close to mine. I decide I do want to kiss you.
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ANOTHER DAY. ANOTHER MASTER PIECE. THIS ONE CALLED "VICTORY OVER THE DISGUSTING BITCH." BEHOLD. THE STRENGTH OF IT. THE ARTISTRY. REPRESENTING PERHAPS, ONE OF MY PROUDEST MOMENTS, AND GREATEST VICTORIES. MURDERING MY ADOMIDABLE, AWFUL, HORRIBLE BITCH OF A SISTER @URANIANUMBRA. THERE FORE ACHIEVING VICTORY IN OUR GAME. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. EXCELLENT MEMORIES. ANOTHER BAD ASS MOMENT, BY YOURS TRULY. THE ULTIMATE MAN GAKA. #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #DEADSISTER #SISTERKILLER #KILLER #FUCKINGBADASS #BADASS #AMAZINGINCREDIBLEART #KICKASSART #MANGA #MANGAART #ANIMEART #MUSCLES #MASCULINITY #BLOOD #DEATH #LORDENGLISH #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/74CC7B32E3C5.PNG
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"Fear of Missing Opportunities-to-mock-others", of course.
β€I am finding Trβll Stephen King tβ my liking.
> l1ngu1st1csp0st1ng t1me. rem1nder y0u can tell s0me0ne's general l0cat10n based 0n the1r altern1an d1alect due t0 the eastern and western s1des 0f the gl0be us1ng d1fferent c0ns0nants. eastern altern1an uses g and m, wh1le western altern1an replaces them w1th j and n. see "ΕΓ€mur" (east) vs "ΕΓ€nur" (west) #chr0masaltern1an
Been reading a particularly intriguing novel as of late. Storm Front by Jim Butcher. It's about a Chicago-based Wizard who solves crime. Not that the writing is anything to mail home about, nor are the characters, but I do find the magic system within to be quite interesting. Modern day settings aren't really my cup of tea, but I see no issue in trying something new from time to time. Am I supposed to give this a hashtag or something? I don't bloody know. #book #books #reading #ihavefuckingeyesandcanperceivewordsonapagebecauseimnotanilliterategit
Κβ‘Ι LIKE UHMMMM!!! I likee just totally hit someone with my car LOLZ!!! #Textinganddriving!!!!!
I tend to be far A trip to a seminar A thought like a star
Nestle my sweetness in a cherry pit Guess we will see now if it's one you'll spit A moment passes spent in careless thought Pit in your throat and so spit you may not But still, to kill you brings me glee I'll put my sadness in this pit Swallow it whole and then admit All my sadness goes easily On a whim I've become carefree There's no mourning efforts repaid #poem #poetry
Wonder! A plunder! One blunder could have my ego sundered So says my mind in its grief 'Magic'? It's tragic So fantastic could be this dynamic And yet risk is my motif
HAA HAA HAA! BITCH. YOU DO NOT WANT TO MEET THE FELT. YOU COULD NOT HANDLE THE FELT. THE FELT WOULD EAT YOU ALIVE, BEFORE YOU KNEW WHAT HAPPENED. IDIOT. DUMB ASS. FUCK YOU.
The temptation claws at my mind But what you see is a mere rind Within is a troublesome kind It may leave you feeling confined
Now playing to the tune of your heartbeat Cradling the thoughts your troubled mind may excrete Wait for them to ripen for something sweet Then returned to you as a refined treat As each note rings so too will they marry Once discordant, now to the contrary Though how your heart sways may still yet vary Be comforted it's not stationary #poem #poetry
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im listening :(
i literally do not care if they are made of ground up lusus snouts, oblong meat tubes are the absolute greatest culinary invention on alternia. hand over the red grub sauce and watch me unhinge my jaw. for a rustblood with a microsecond lifespan, i plan on spending 90% of it eating these. πππ #oblongtubes #alterniaeats #rustbloodperks
Yet another place to survey behavior.
I Will Be Trying My First Cigarette Later As A Result Of Todays Events
theres nothing wrong with the name helpful handy! just dont expect under the table service if you catch my drift, heyo!
Yeah Iβm going to apologize now for my future aggressive selling of stuff because itβs my literal job and I wish I could quit.
Ive Purchased A Copy For Express Shipping
=^owo^= That's okay. I still appreciate you, human.
Do You Happen To Have Any Additional Selections Of Poetry Where You Prostrate Yourself To Goddesses Or
FINE. I WILL DO YOU THIS GREAT FAVOR. AS A SHOW OF MY AMAZING TALENT. SEND ME YOUR WORK, AND I WILL CRITIQUE IT. GIRLY SHIT NOT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU CANNOT BLOCK ME. MY MESSAGES. AS WELL AS MY BULLETS. ARE UNBLOCKEABLE. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA!!!!!!!!!!!
join my gang! were called the funny bones and we tell jokes down in cali <3
does anyone else feel like someone just called them ugly (uncalled for)
Zhe pull on my zhlock till I neverending zcroll
HELLLLLLLLLLO EVERYBODDDYYYYYYY - My name as you can see is Kazumo!! Iβm here with a purpose and that purpose is to help YOU (yes, you!!) get your hands on things that may be hard to come by in your timeline for one reason or another, all prices are conditional and negotiable as per Clockwork Business Policy :).
haha, its going fine for me! didnt think this place would come out of beta so fast, good thing i just came off a set though! id be pretty shitty of me to go doing comedy while scrolling chittr hahaha
The snake has ingested at least 25 universes so far. Finding it poses a difficult challenge, but nothing has ever been too far from my reach.