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You meet so m⌂ny gifted cre⌂tives out here on chittr, you st⌂rt to forget they weren't ⌂ll h⌂tched th⌂t w⌂y!—no, ⌂rt is h⌂rd work. My grind is swe⌂t, slime ⌂nd (yes, sometimes!) blood of ⌂ll different sh⌂des (of th⌂t set h⌂emospectric⌂lly inferior to my own, of course, if ⌂ny roving legisl⌂cer⌂tors ⌂re re⌂ding!). These trolls with overcr⌂nked blow s⌂cs will tell you we ⌂ll h⌂ve it h⌂nded to us on ⌂ nutrition pl⌂te⌂u But I know the re⌂l f⌂ns (#pendr⌂g⌂ng) see through the noise ⌂nd underst⌂nd it t⌂kes some serious muscul⌂r the⌂trics to hone your cr⌂ft in tod⌂y's rough, tough ⌂lterni⌂n circuit. I don't just h⌂ve it good bec⌂use of my intelligence, ch⌂rm, good looks ⌂nd ⌂w⌂rd-winning sense of style. It's bec⌂use I do stuff too. You could c⌂ll me the complete p⌂ck⌂ge, but th⌂t would be underselling it. Ple⌂se buy ⌂ cl⌂ssic bundle of my poetry ⌂t troll.ly/collection/pendr⌂-volume-1-3-lust-poems-for-⌂n-unre⌂ch⌂ble-curly-horned-troll-i-met-untold-sweeps-⌂go-in-⌂-picturesque-hoofbe⌂st-reservoir-while-employed-in-my-youth-⌂s-⌂-shit-lo⌂d-dispos⌂l-technici⌂n. Ple⌂se. I need to e⌂t. ⌂rt needs to e⌂t. #sw⌂llowmypill Now, if you'll ⌂ll excuse me, I must retire from gormless chitting ⌂bout to t⌂ke my ⌂blutions! ⌂h⌂h⌂h⌂h⌂h⌂. #the⌂rtlife #vent #queenofme⌂n

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