A transmission from our glorious head of research and weaponry department, Dr. Flug, once more wishes to message the masses of this platform. It follows: "Ugh is— is this thing on? Okay yeah—! Hello Chittr! This is Dr. Flug speaking, and yet again I'm more than happy to announce our new and improved line of HatBots! We have tanky bots, stealthy bots, harvesting bots, and ANY bot you could ever ask for, and they can be put to any task you wish! We fixed the malfunction of the "kill" order though with a simple facial recognition of its user, and it now reads your exact DNA signature through our state-of-the-art analytic scanning technology it now exhibits! Buy well you can. Hff... Okay I'm done reading this, can I get some damn coffee n—" End of transmission. - BlackHat Incorporated
