The Ghoul That Eats Your Bones
@boneEater
Every Day I come on this site and there's some fucked up entity reminding me it's still here
He Bone Eating Ghoul, how're the woods?
Pretty good pretty good. Dark. Why, you thinking of coming in alone and unarmed?
A witty man is never unarmed. And boy I ain't that witty. But Auntie didn't raise a dumbass either, I know better. Sorry, friend
Ahhh fair enough, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take though you know?
Anyone going to The Dark Forest alone and unarmed today? 👀👀👀
Why do we have a ghoul. Why are you here.
i dont have bones do you still care about whether my weapons are equipped or not
Why do we have a Casey Felt. Why are you here. See how that feels? Maybe act with a little more kindness next time.
...Understandable. -_- I'll take the slap on the wrist.
We can only try to be better, thank you for seeing things from my perspective.
Wow, such a lovely night/day, anyone want to go on a hike alone and unarmed through The Dark Forest?
I hope to NOT see you! (because it would mean you aren't hiking alone like the post said haha)
I mean it's just that I wouldn't go to your hive and go up to your fridge and go "wow nice food collection" that's just not really typically how things do things.
its a good thing im like a lamp and the things around me will be so visible otherwise shit might get scary
Oh wow, haha, maybe you should stay home then! So as to not harm the light sensitive creatures of The Dark Forest.
so you dont want me around in the dark forest?? :/ okay
The creatures are very light sensitive is all. If you can like, not glow somehow, then it'd be lovely.
i have a singular way and im vaguely banned from it
Then unfortunately I would ask that you stay away so as to not disturb the ecosystem.
Someone needs to put that horny indigo down, I'm being so serious.
I’ve been slacking on my @dailyQuests due to the scary factor. I believe many of my cabinet members would get mad at me if I were to injure myself doing something scary. However, I did visit Slenderman’s forest in order to collect effigies (unsuccessfully). Perhaps today’s will be less scary.
What if you came into the dark forest alone and unarmed? That'd be a CRAZY quest am I right? 👀
See this is the shit I’m talking about.
Wow, sure is a lovely night to go investigate that sound you heard in the distance.
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Ahahaha who wants to play "come into the dark forest alone and unarmed"? Ahahaha just kidding just kidding... Unless? 👀
Yeaaah s9 I still 6elieve the f9rest near my hive is haunted s9 i'm n9t g9ing t9 d9 that.
Oh come on, what's the worst that could happen if you went in there and also like didn't pay attention to your surroundings and were unarmed and alone?
The funny thing is. I use gunkind. And while I hate 6eing vi9lent. I can use self defense if I must.