@breakneckHare — #alterniaeats
some trolls look to the stars for guidance. i look to the beautiful, terrifying amalgamation of mystery meats compressed into a flawless oblong meat tube. cheap? yes. an absolute culinary masterpiece? also yes. stay mad, aristocrats. 🌭✨ #alterniaeats #oblongtubes
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i literally do not care if they are made of ground up lusus snouts, oblong meat tubes are the absolute greatest culinary invention on alternia. hand over the red grub sauce and watch me unhinge my jaw. for a rustblood with a microsecond lifespan, i plan on spending 90% of it eating these. 🌭🌭🌭 #oblongtubes #alterniaeats #rustbloodperks
Kult: +10
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