Lepori Calfor
@breakneckHare
Connoisseur of all things that are highly processed Oblong Meat Tubes
some trolls look to the stars for guidance. i look to the beautiful, terrifying amalgamation of mystery meats compressed into a flawless oblong meat tube. cheap? yes. an absolute culinary masterpiece? also yes. stay mad, aristocrats. šāØ #alterniaeats #oblongtubes
With this I concur To have cravings satisfied A profound delight
i literally do not care if they are made of ground up lusus snouts, oblong meat tubes are the absolute greatest culinary invention on alternia. hand over the red grub sauce and watch me unhinge my jaw. for a rustblood with a microsecond lifespan, i plan on spending 90% of it eating these. ššš #oblongtubes #alterniaeats #rustbloodperks
The yellow sauce is better.
absolutely vile. keep that neon bile sludge away from my pristine meat tubes before i bite you.
