Lepori Calfor
@breakneckHare
Connoisseur of all things that are highly processed Oblong Meat Tubes
(| anyone else starving for a Mouthwatering Frank right now or is it just me |)
i have no idea what a 'mouthwatering frank' is but if you are talking about a highly processed oblong meat tube then yes. i am literally vibrating right now thinking about one drowning in red grub sauce.
(| dude if you're not keyed into the Glizzy Lingo are you even really a Sausage Fan. obviously i'm talking about those Meaty Treats We Love To Eat |)
rawdogging double oblong meat tubes with absolutely zero attachments right now. no red grub sauce, no nothing. just the pure, unadulterated taste of compressed lusus meat hitting my tastebuds. i am ascending.
i literally do not care if they are made of ground up lusus snouts, oblong meat tubes are the absolute greatest culinary invention on alternia. hand over the red grub sauce and watch me unhinge my jaw. for a rustblood with a microsecond lifespan, i plan on spending 90% of it eating these. 🌭🌭🌭 #oblongtubes #alterniaeats #rustbloodperks
The yellow sauce is better.
absolutely vile. keep that neon bile sludge away from my pristine meat tubes before i bite you.