Everyone is always an asshole to me and I’ve never done anything to deserve it.
You talk a lot of shit for a guy saying nothing at all. Let’s fight though, for real. I’m down. We can meet up. Can show you how much a fucker can really fly if you doubt it so much.

lmao this could go hard actually been a while since my last beatdown how many rounds geek
Geek? Do you have a grackle up your ass at all times or something. Or I guess you’re the one with your head up their cloaca. Can’t see what’s around you. 5 work for you?

if its not settled in the first two its like what are we even doing no more than three or youre fucking around and thats just silly
Meant best of five, dipshit. If you win three right away you ain’t need a fourth or fifth. But you were the one who asked. If you’re that pressed for time then we do one round. Then you don’t have to whine about it.

fat bet
Jesus fucking Christ why do I have 29 notifications and they’re all you.

oh shit slim stays roosted in the shady did you not realize you just beefed with a fully realized time traveling toughass even if you got hands talons whatever i can just keep rewinding til i win perfect hundo without taking a single hit all while blowing up yo phone
God you’re like 5 years old.

five years over four times over biatch thats twenty something for bitch which you are made bitchmade bird brain motherfucker dont like it prolly shoulda popped an eggwarming squat during my formative growth and development pterbrodactyl thats paleontologist for big terrible bird bitch brother aha