
the weekend is nearl7 here, and that means that so is #si(knast7sunda7! same time, same pla(e, same open invitation to 7ou, if 7ou’re reading this! (ome on down! #nsfw

weekl7 org7

feel like shit just wish i could be included in sicknasty without havin to be sicknasty ykwim

an org7 isn’t something 7ou just spontaneousl7 have! 7ou gotta organize it!

not even etiquette just kinda event (oordination. it’s been an edu(ation for me too

7ou (an (ome b7 to just hang out! some people do
#$ickna$ty$unday i$ $uch a fanta$tic platform for the exchange of bodily fluid$ and act$ of $ervice. Truly one of the bigge$t event$ on thi$ web$ite, it$ $heer $ize no doubt the re$ult of it$ ho$t$ pa$$ionate proclamation$ and natural chari$ma. Not to mention their PIB(Pu$her Inten$ive Bump$) inducing beauty. Yet what i$ $ex but an exchange of intimacy, of touch, of virility. It i$ a conver$ation u$ing the olde$t tool$ available for $uch, our bodie$ raw and phy$ical, our noi$e$ guttural. Pailing i$ good of cour$e but what if there wa$ $omETHing beyond that, $ome kind of $piritual pailing that become$ acce$$ible u$ing modern technology and ju$t $o happen$ to let you carry a near infinite amount of thing$ for you! What if in$tead of indulging in cum you indulged in CUM (Character improvement & Utili$ation Ma$tercla$$e$) Well $WFTCAT i$ about a$ clo$e to gho$t pailing a$ you can get! And man do we Bug$ get IT if you know what I mean. (You know what I mean right?) $o after a good old round of phy$ical exerci$e and load dumping why don't you load up $ome of your financial account$ and decide to make an informed inve$tment in your$elf, in your ca$te, in your future by getting in contact with me $o I can introduce you to the Bug community. And you can $till pail of cour$e! A common in$ult FUD$(Fear, uncertainty doubt $lave$) will throw around i$ calling u$ incel$ when our celibacy i$ entirely voluntary! And we do love draft dodging during partie$ (Thi$ entirely metaphorical none of u$ would abandon our dutie$ $hould we be con$cripted) #n$fw #$WFTCAT

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