Safe for work kink attire get-together. You sicken me as a baseline. Yeah, my leather harnesses and O-rings are actually just for show. I just wear them for silly baseless reasons. It has nothing to do with #fetishism. That would be so weird.

I am fascinated by your lack of knowledge on gothic culture...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Do you have anything else to say?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
"No sex event." Incredibly easy. "No contact event." Even easier. The #fetishism is inherent to kink attire. Be serious.
Motherfucker don't know the intersection of gothic domination as a fashion subculture and fetishism of no-contact pleasure. Get the hell off my chitt.
NSFW -> Sex !NSFW -> !Sex SFW -> No Sex I think you're making up reasons to be mad lol.
Are you ill. #NSFW refers to content that is, get this, not safe for a professional workplace environment. Killing people badly? NSFW. No sex involved. Flashing your whole dick and balls? No sex involved. Still NSFW. Review your life and fetish correctly or begone.
So, we both know that context informs the meaning of phrases yeah? Is this like, you modposting tel~ling someone they're not tag~ging their event cor~rectly, or you pis~sbabyposting because you can't infer what someone means when they aren't saying something exactly the way you'd say it? The ag~gro's weird as hel~l lol.
Right. Because clearly, the moderator response to rulebreaking would have been a campaign of fun-poking and piss-taking. Oh. Wait. That isn't how shit is done around here? Matters of actual rules are handled discreetly by reasonable persons in conference with Mocali? Huh. Who'd have thunk. Anyway. My pinned chitt makes it clear that #fetishism is a matter I take seriously, outside my godly duties to maintaining the site you so graciously access for free. Block me if my cock length disturbs you.
Uh~h... Are we sup~posed to know that? You aren't real~ly coming out swinging wearing a sign around your neck saying, "This is for comedic purposes! Don't wor~ry about my ability to ban you! My overblown response about the distinction betwe~en #sfw and #nsfw has no bearing on anything nor does it reflect any rulings!" But nah, nah, my b chief. Shlang that thang brother. Shlang it.
Actually. I am wearing a sign. It's my sexy little blue staff badge, gifted to me by @dynamicFlowfields, because I'm such a good boy. Famed for separating my bullshit opinions from actual work. If you don't trust the staffers to be good at their job, find another platform.

((Okay I'm legit confused lol. Is the staff badge supposed to tell us that we should listen when staff says stuff, or that we should disregard it as all IC? The blur between moderation and staff roleplaying is really confusing to me))