
im bored lets play pretend pretend dat im comin up 2 u and im like all shy n shite n weve known each Otha for a while. ur nervous cuz why tf am i doin all dis n den i come to hold ur frond. leanin in n whisperin in yo ear like "do u wanna do it da troll mikes way tonite(consensually)" ik it's incredible how my mouf works anyway wat would u do #nsfw

probabl7 ask for (onfirmation on what the troll mike’s wa7 is first

have u been to troll jersey mikes

all the works

well i mean jersey mikes (the human one) just utterly coats the sandwich in oil does the troll version do the same? #suggestive

yes 8888)

ahhhh, got(ha. well! i’d lo(k the door behind us, then, be(ause we don’t want to be interrupted

itll be up there with the hottest thing we could do trust me

i don’t! 7ou’ll have to prove it to me

i'd then ask for a time and a place because hell yeah
