Andrew: "the team has decided to bring "fun little items" to trade at…" | chittr

the team has decided to bring "fun little items" to trade at the upcoming con. despite my best efforts, i am still considered "part of the team" and they insist i participate. i have already scribbled over all my household garbage and cleared the shelves of every thrift store in a 20 mile radius. i would rather die than give away anything of actual value. against my better judgement i am opening the floor to community suggestions

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@squeakyMechanic[SM]

A crudely drawn middle finger.

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

a chewed piece of gum

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@angryMechanic[AM]

-> the anarchist's cook book

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@bummelBoogie[BB]

fourteen and a half pounds of solid gold

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havent i given you people enough already

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@bummelBoogie[BB]

no. 7ou need to give me fourteen and a half pounds of solid gold

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