I feel as though a proper clarific8ion is in order, now that the veil has already 8een lifted and the theatricality of the evening has long since dissolved into gossip, speculation, and increasingly a8surd conspiracy charts. In regards to the #outglutmasquerade, I was Mister E. Tomfra Mispas is my own altern8 account I used to gather as much inform8ion on Chittr.ing 8efore joining the we8site. I had decided to take advantage of certain aspects of human culture, and hide 8ehind an ident8y that was "fresh" and "innovative" in a way that definitely wasnt. If you would like to know how I pulled off the stint as Mister E, know that it was a difficult endeavor. 1. I was, in fact, temporarily replacing my descendant, Vriska Serket, who originally intended to portray a sort of counterfeit Doc Scratch in order to complement Rose Lalonde's own unsettling performance. An admira8le concept in theory. Unfortun8ly, Vriska possesses all the su8tle restraint of a rail accident and would have inevita8ly escalated the 8it into either physical violence or gam8ling fraud within the first hour. Perhaps, if we were lucky, 8oth. 2. I had a unique knowledge of certain individuals that allowed me to fulfill the most disserting and discomforting performance of my life. 3. I utilized a fraction of my psychic a8ilities to distort perceptions in a way that was receptive to the identity or possi8ility that I was something 8eyond the reality of which you would 8e used to. To clarify, I was not "mind controlling the gala" or anything like that. I was merely encouraging perception to follow certain paths. This was particularly easy due to many guests having addled their pans using intoxicants such as alochol. #su8stance.
tHIS SEEMS CONVOLUTED, bUT FUN!
dang. got me, that’s for sure.