
I am pleased to announce my administration has gained a new member of the Cabinet. Due to the increase in posting of "SBURB" and "SGRUB," a new position of the Cabinet has been created and filled. I am pleased to announce Miss Nyrita, AKA @bummelBoogie, as Secretary of SBURB affairs. I have attached a portion of their application, which further explains their abilities. "Few players, even godtiers, understand their roles. Even those who do only understand their roles. I have spent the last three sweeps studying the game, poking through ruins of lands, and putting together a working knowledge of classpects and the various twists and turns of SBURB as a whole, even if the game is made entirely of edge cases. Furthermore, I am capable of replicating just about any classpect due to my knowledge, a feat very rarely rivaled. Also you saw me turn into a denizen and pull out the soul of Earth C, that’s the kind of shit I’m on." (She did do that, and it was in fact pretty cool).


