do t)(e ppl )(ating my c)(its t)(ink imma run away cryin abt it

If I may suggest your imperial Condescension, you should make the traitorous landlubbers vwalk the fuckin plank.

maybe they think they can pitchflirt with royalty that way. i mean *i* use it to say i dont like a post but hey. it is an alternian website.
idk bout allat id )(ave to find em and bring t)(em )(ere and bla)( bla)( bla)( w)(en i cld just cyberbully em

I suppose so your imperialness, alas if it vwas up to me I vwould hunt all of them dowvn and cull em.

yeah i didn't think you'd be doing jumps for joy at that!

Do you think I will?
na)( you seem like t)(e type to keep diggin til s)(e digs )(er own damn grave

No I'm more the type to dig up and revive my own corpse but you were close!