)(er Imperious Condescension
@cacuminalCaenogene
aig)(t ground rules no commentin stupid s)(it or ill krill you t)(ats kill if you cant read a fis)( pun cuz you panfried rule two if you panfried dont comment at all i dont wanna sea all dat rule t)(ree you gonna call me condesce, t)(e condesce, )(er majesty, )(er imperious condescension, empress, t)(e empress, miss empress, big fis)(, biggest fis)(, biggest fis)( in t)(a sea, or you aint gonna call me at all rule four i dont wanna )(ear bout no timeline s)(it rule five if you direct message me and dont start it wit)( ")(ello and good nig)(t (see name options above) your ass is lookin mig)(ty sp)(erical and your wetsuit clings to yo body extra tig)(t rig)(t now" i aint answering it #nsfw #selfmadewoman #empress #condesce #)(erimperiouscondescension #empressofalternia #formerempressofeart)( #s)(it)(appened #t)(esetagsbettanotbeoutoforder
y my fake ass doppelbitc)( got an icon n i dont
blind bass beac)( t)(en dunno w)(at to tell ya
cmon is t)(at yo best attempt
This is generally solved by putting an image as your icon.
boooooringggg someone start makin out in front of me and ill rate ur performance 1/50
;)
Some of you could really stand to learn the old fashioned art of crushing your enemies beneath your boot heel instead of showing them comfort and cuddles and kisses.
a lꙮt ꙮf peꙮple get really scared (lꙮser behaviꙮr) instead ꙮf getting really angry (winner behaviꙮr) - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
glad 2 sea SOM-E ppl are using t)(is site rite
cooking evill terriblle breakfast for me captive whom i grubnapped.
Might I §ugge§t a little hot §au(c)e on the (c)lu(c)kbea§t egg§, my liege?™
is it a special occasion orw just yourw rwegularw cooking
You've already received your The Amulet, what more could you want?
Ruthless. You have no Ruths.
imperial c)(allenge let ur bitc)( go t)(ru ur palm)(usk
c< tHey caN gO tHrOugH My palMHusK aNytiMe! >c
she'd just be confused about the esoteric bullshit going on
PSA YOU CANT )(ANDL-E ALLAT!!!
>i don't want to handle it >its called having an addiction >AND I AM READY TO RELAPSE
common misconception t)(at i got a big fiss)(ue wit)( lowbloods Just cause t)(ey got less rig)(ts and less value and less purpose and less space and less jobs and less wealt)( and less opportunities and less )(ealt)(care and less dentalcare and less insurance and less advantages and w)(at wuz i talkin about i spaced out
>ERM glorious dread empress >seventeen more hemopropaganda posts please >mfw i am about to lose my sixteenth consecutive gallon of genetic material to my timeline >PLEEEEEASE FUEL MY FEED >PLEASE
>FUCKING CULL ME PLEASE OH MY FUCKKKKKKKK >PRINTING THIS COMMENT OUT AND FRAMING IT SO THAT I CAN INEVITABLY HAVE MY GREY MATTER BLOWN ALL OVER IT
Are you gonna mentiion the whole “turniing gold blood2 iinto batteriie2” thiing2 or?
Wow, that doe2 wonder2 for my 2en2e of purpo2e and 2elf worth. IIn other new2 II’m thiinkiing about becomiing a pe2catariian two 2piite a certaiin group of people.
w)(at a fuck is t)(at
agagagagagaaggagaga i dont got drones out my way. you shud knowww thattt. dig deep girlsauce. i was there when you was jussstt a fry. prolly grubsat you once or twice. liddle minnoww. gimme a smyle @
krill fishue?
ivwe seen at least one or tvwo drones vwith chittr accounts, yeah.
looks like #13 and #444 are on here, think theyvwe been deactivwated a vwhile though. should probably off that bluey anyvwavwes, just to be shore.
Something stupid I'm sure.
hell yeah big fish, this is vwhy youre the boss beach.
B T DUBS if anyone cs any mutants on )(ere just lmk i aint stupid i kno t)(ey )(ang around and I wanna make em compete to see w)(o got t)(e grossest mutation. winner gets crus)(ed under my most expensive )(ig)( )(eel (good deal) (t)(e rest r getting crus)(ed under my sandals)
yo no way you on here too. hey remember when we smacked eachother with pool noodles until you cried @
agagagagagaga daaayummm yo life got too big for ol yovaha ah. im kickin rocks @
)(oly carp i couldnt find my damn p)(one ALL nig)(t i t)(ot i dropped it ova t)(e vast expanse of space or smt)( but na)( it was stuck 2 my back
early lig)(t crew on )(ere STANK start postin some interesting s)(it for yo empress to scroll t)(ru w)(ile s)(e waitin for )(er goredas)( to get )(ere
look at my )(eiresses gill our planet would be doomed if t)(ey eva stood a c)(ance a takin me out
Fortunately we shall never endure such a reality. Savory, rich, a touch of umami.
What was she like, the Empress you killed?
Like your old title, right? Oh, what was it... Winnower?
Careful, now. You're sounding awfully spade-suited.
and W)(-ER-E t)(e FUCK is my icon
Try a better image host.
You create so many problems for yourself.
Now we both know that's not true, Meenah.
Oh, come now, you don't remember the author who had the entire human race convinced that *she'd* invented the concept of card-suit romance? Surely you're not *that* senile.
Both can be true. I'm not quite dead yet, from my perspective, though I have seen some ghosts around.
w)(at t)(a fuck is obama doin )(ere i offed t)(at bald bitc)( mys)(elf back in t)(e day. buoy put up a good fig)(t too ay wait nvm t)(ats trollbama
You'd be surprised with how chill most Fuchsia are at my presence. I'm not entirely sure why, but it's an interesting phenomena.
tellin my yappy )(unky blueblood attendents to stop bitc)(in cuz t)(e empress is cyberbullyin
these guys?
not to compare me n ot)(er mes but i wouldnt a let t)(at s)(it slide
I'm sure she wouldn't either. Unfortunately she's too dead to do anything about it. :3
Womp womp. She's actually the leading cause of death for Batterwitches.
That's what they all say. And then suddenly, Roxy Lalonde.
been scrollin c)(ittr in my infinite bat)( i got a facemask on and everyt)(in and its STILL making me mad
infinite in duration or scale because either way that's impressive!
cool! :)
Damn.
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ her imperious condescension, leader of the alternian fight. little known fact, also dope on the mic. ]
darlin i hope you know i said the words "shut the fuck up" out loud reading that. genuinely fantastic.
sorry i should clarify i mean that in a "that is really really really funny" way.
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