)(er Imperious Condescension
@cacuminalCaenogene
y my fake ass doppelbitc)( got an icon n i dont
This is generally solved by putting an image as your icon.
boooooringggg someone start makin out in front of me and ill rate ur performance 1/50
glad 2 sea SOM-E ppl are using t)(is site rite
imperial c)(allenge let ur bitc)( go t)(ru ur palm)(usk
c< tHey caN gO tHrOugH My palMHusK aNytiMe! >c
she'd just be confused about the esoteric bullshit going on
PSA YOU CANT )(ANDL-E ALLAT!!!
>i don't want to handle it >its called having an addiction >AND I AM READY TO RELAPSE
common misconception t)(at i got a big fiss)(ue wit)( lowbloods Just cause t)(ey got less rig)(ts and less value and less purpose and less space and less jobs and less wealt)( and less opportunities and less )(ealt)(care and less dentalcare and less insurance and less advantages and w)(at wuz i talkin about i spaced out
>ERM glorious dread empress >seventeen more hemopropaganda posts please >mfw i am about to lose my sixteenth consecutive gallon of genetic material to my timeline >PLEEEEEASE FUEL MY FEED >PLEASE
>FUCKING CULL ME PLEASE OH MY FUCKKKKKKKK >PRINTING THIS COMMENT OUT AND FRAMING IT SO THAT I CAN INEVITABLY HAVE MY GREY MATTER BLOWN ALL OVER IT
Are you gonna mentiion the whole “turniing gold blood2 iinto batteriie2” thiing2 or?
Wow, that doe2 wonder2 for my 2en2e of purpo2e and 2elf worth. IIn other new2 II’m thiinkiing about becomiing a pe2catariian two 2piite a certaiin group of people.
w)(at a fuck is t)(at
agagagagagaaggagaga i dont got drones out my way. you shud knowww thattt. dig deep girlsauce. i was there when you was jussstt a fry. prolly grubsat you once or twice. liddle minnoww. gimme a smyle @
looks like #13 and #444 are on here, think theyvwe been deactivwated a vwhile though. should probably off that bluey anyvwavwes, just to be shore.
hell yeah big fish, this is vwhy youre the boss beach.
B T DUBS if anyone cs any mutants on )(ere just lmk i aint stupid i kno t)(ey )(ang around and I wanna make em compete to see w)(o got t)(e grossest mutation. winner gets crus)(ed under my most expensive )(ig)( )(eel (good deal) (t)(e rest r getting crus)(ed under my sandals)
yo no way you on here too. hey remember when we smacked eachother with pool noodles until you cried @
agagagagagaga daaayummm yo life got too big for ol yovaha ah. im kickin rocks @
)(oly carp i couldnt find my damn p)(one ALL nig)(t i t)(ot i dropped it ova t)(e vast expanse of space or smt)( but na)( it was stuck 2 my back
early lig)(t crew on )(ere STANK start postin some interesting s)(it for yo empress to scroll t)(ru w)(ile s)(e waitin for )(er goredas)( to get )(ere
look at my )(eiresses gill our planet would be doomed if t)(ey eva stood a c)(ance a takin me out
Fortunately we shall never endure such a reality. Savory, rich, a touch of umami.
and W)(-ER-E t)(e FUCK is my icon
Oh, come now, you don't remember the author who had the entire human race convinced that *she'd* invented the concept of card-suit romance? Surely you're not *that* senile.
Both can be true. I'm not quite dead yet, from my perspective, though I have seen some ghosts around.
w)(at t)(a fuck is obama doin )(ere i offed t)(at bald bitc)( mys)(elf back in t)(e day. buoy put up a good fig)(t too ay wait nvm t)(ats trollbama
You'd be surprised with how chill most Fuchsia are at my presence. I'm not entirely sure why, but it's an interesting phenomena.
tellin my yappy )(unky blueblood attendents to stop bitc)(in cuz t)(e empress is cyberbullyin
not to compare me n ot)(er mes but i wouldnt a let t)(at s)(it slide
I'm sure she wouldn't either. Unfortunately she's too dead to do anything about it. :3
been scrollin c)(ittr in my infinite bat)( i got a facemask on and everyt)(in and its STILL making me mad
infinite in duration or scale because either way that's impressive!
do t)(e ppl )(ating my c)(its t)(ink imma run away cryin abt it
If I may suggest your imperial Condescension, you should make the traitorous landlubbers vwalk the fuckin plank.
maybe they think they can pitchflirt with royalty that way. i mean *i* use it to say i dont like a post but hey. it is an alternian website.
I suppose so your imperialness, alas if it vwas up to me I vwould hunt all of them dowvn and cull em.
No I'm more the type to dig up and revive my own corpse but you were close!
every )(uman t)(at talks to me im takin as ambassador to t)(e w)(ole damn species btw so t)(t freaky ass dude in my comments represents all a you. aint a good look
you know thats fair every time i see a troll say something that seems totally off the wall i just assume thats culturally normal because like what reference do i have to even compare what position am i in to say anything
damn dude ouch id like to see your professional credentials in the study of widespread human behavior not to say that we arent kind of weird and probably kind of stupid at times but i swear theres a chart and that chart includes outliers that are unfairly skewing the data then again im probably talking to a wall here
knew what i was going into and i still came away with a broken heart the illiteracy crisis is coming for us all </3
hahaha ok she did read that one had to do it man a bit of testing the waters to see what was actually getting across and how much im just banging my head into a pile of bricks over here and you know technically the crisis is more related to the fact that nobody wants to read anything thats longer than a few words because its hard and therefore the overall ability to consume longform content has significantly and radically dropped to a worrying degree that could be argued as borderline illiteracy but you know i doubt youre going to get that far in this post certainly not in this ridiculously and obnoxiously meaty paragraph so i feel pretty safe rambling about it here and reiterating the point but hey what do i know im just a silly little human
pink bitc)( wit)( a bad bob is s)(ootin insults at me #w)(oareyou #stepoffmycolor
you guys should resol-e your differences through mud *restling aha
ST4T3D 4S TH0UGH TH3R3 1S SUCH TH1NG KN0WN 4S "4 G00D B0B"
get t)(e feelin someones conspirin against me probly cuz someone ALWAV-ES conspirin against me id say t)(ey can try t)(ey best but t)(ey got a get to t)(e top to try it and im not gonna c any of em up )(ere
Interesting. Nobody's ever conspiring against me, I simply don't have that problem. Maybe there's something wrong with you?