uhh... #nsfw, that's not safe for work ri6ht? 6uess i 6ot a Confession for this. had to deliver a paCka6e for one side of a pitCh Couple onCe. had to be super Careful on the delivery route, y'see, 'Cus it was a hi6hly volatile explosive deviCe! well i 6ot me within a half-bloCk of this fellas hive, and i'm so darn nervous that my boot CatChes the sidewalk wron6 and i trip ri6ht up. now as ya mi6ht ima6ine, i paniCked. muCh as i like bein' blown to a million lil' pieCes, and i don't, i 6ot a job to Complete! but this fellas hive, it's ri6ht there, ri6ht in front've me. so i huCked it, hard as i Could ri6ht at his door, and woah nelly did it 6o up! like fireworks and all kinds of stuff! it was a real pretty show! super dan6erous. would've absolutely exploded me if i'd dropped it before then. so uh, yeah. that was not safe for work. namely my work. but i lived, heCk yeah!
woah! you're lucky you go† away unsca†hed! :o
darn ri6ht! i had half a mind to 6et a le6islaCerator on 'em, but those folks're expensive and i didn't aCtually 6et hurt, so i just let it 6o!