PEOPLE OFTEN ASK ME. AND. TO BE CLEAR. THIS IS A VERY INCLuSIVE. FORWARD THINKING AND PROGRESSIVE DEFINITION OF PEOPLE. IT INCLuDES EVEN SOME WOMEN. SOME DOGS. SOME HALF DOGS. HALF CATS. AND EVEN. A NONBINARY. OR TWO. ACTuALLY. MORE THAN TWO. "CALIBORN." THEY ASK. RESPECTFuLLY. WHILE BOWING. "WHY ARE YOu SO HARSH ON WOMEN? WOMEN ARE LOuD. AND CHOOSEY. BECAuSE THEIR FASTIDuOuSLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE ASSES ARE SO uSED TO BEING SEATED ON THE BACKS OF LIMP DICKED BETA MALES WHO BEND OVER BACKWARDS AS IMPROMPTu BENCHES FOR THEM. BuT WHY." THIS IS ALL PART OF THE QuESTION. TO BE CLEAR. I AM NOT SAYING THIS. PEOPLE JuST ASK ME THIS QuESTION A LOT. "BuT WHY CALIBORN. DO YOu NOT SIMPLY KILL THEM ALL?" AND THAT IS BECAuSE. I AM PRO LIFE FOR WOMEN. NOT. PRO LIFE. ABORTION IS FINE. I ACTuALLY FIND IT QuITE AMuSING. BuT I AM PRO LIFE FOR WOMEN. IN THE WAY THAT. YOu KNOW THOSE. OLD FuCK POLITICIANS THAT ALWAYS DIE GET TOLD. PRO LIFE. DIES ANYWAY. YES. IN THAT WAY. I HAVE FOuND. IN MY YEARS OF EXPERIENCE. FAR EXCEEDING ALL OTHER CALIBORNS THAT MAY BE ME. FROM ANOTHER POINT IN TIME. NOT AS WIZENED AS I AM NOW. THAT LIVING WOMEN. MAKE THE BEST SCREAMS. AND IDLE THREATS THEY CAN NEVER CARRY OuT. AND IMPOTENT LITTLE CALLS FOR HELP. BuT ALSO. DEEP. PHILOSOPHICAL INSIGHTS. ON WOMANLY MATTERS. LIKE THE HOME. THE HEARTH. THE FIRE. ECONOMY. PSYCHOLOGY. AND YES. EVEN. DARE I SAY IT. MODERN EVENTS. I GuESS. WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY. IS SOME WOMEN ARE WORTH SPEAKING TO. INSTEAD OF KILLING. ONLY SOME. BuT THAT NONZERO SuM OF SOME. HAS TRuLY GOT ME THINKING. BECAuSE SHE LIKED THE POST. I SHOuLD CLARIFY. THIS IS NOT ABOuT @adiosToreador. SHE HAS A BuTT. THAT OBSTRuCTS HER FROM SITTING DOWN ALL THE WAY. IN WHEELCHAIRS. HER EYES DO THIS DERPY FuCKING THOuSAND YARD STARE THING. WHENEVER SHE HAS FuCKALL TO SAY. WHICH IS OFTEN. HER FEET STINK. HER BREATH IS. BORDERLINE FIRE. LIKE. IT COuLD MELT POLAR ICE STRuCTuRES. SHE IS BAD AT MATH. SHE DOES NOT HAVE A REAL JOB. HER FAVORITE FIDuSPAWN ORB. GOT SODA SPILLED ON IT. SO IT DOES NOT WORK. AND WHEN SHE HOLDS HANDS. SHE DOES THIS ANNOYING FuCKING STuPID THING. WHERE SHE DIGS IN. WAY TOO HARD WITH HER NAILS. ALL OTHER WOMEN CAN. STILL POTENTIALLY BE SOME WOMEN THOuGH.
sitting on the ba(k of someone bending over ba(kwards is a fun mental image
KEEP IT. IT IS YOuRS. JuST DO NOT FORGET. THE. *THOuGHT BY CALIBORN FIRST*. WATERMARK. THAT SHOuLD BE SuPERIMPOSED WITH ITS LIKENESS. IN YOuR MIND. AS IT COLLECTS GREASE. AND SIZZLES IN YOuR MEATY THINKPAN. MADE MEATIER. AND BRAINIER. BY THE LATEST ADDITION. BROuGHT ON BY THE ENDER OF ALL THINGS. LORD CALIBORN.
i AM PROUD OF YOU, i THINK MAYBE, fOR EXPANDING YOUR HORIZONS, oN THIS MATTER, aND AM ESPECIALLY HAPPY YOU DID NOT ONLY, rEFER TO TWO NON-BINARY PEOPLE AS, tHAT WOULD DEFEAT THE POINT OF THEM, nOT BEING BINARY, sO i CAN TELL YOU ARE DO1NG YOUR BEST, tO BE WOKE, wHICH IS NICE AND, wELL, yOU ARE STILL FAILING WHICH, i GUESS LEADS TO ANNOYANCE BUT, bASICALLY i THINK THAT, iF YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO WOMEN IT IS, a SKILL ISSUE, sO, i AM INTRIGUED TO SEE YOUR SK1LL LEVEL AND WHETHER IT WILL, cONTINUE TO INCREASE OR, sIMPLY PLATEAU, aS IT IS, wHERE IT IS,
im gllad nonbinaries were inclluded, for otherwise it woulld be a strugglle for me to refer to this post as based
THANK YOu. I DESERVE THIS RECOGNITION. FOR MY MATuRITY. I TRuLY DO.
ABSOLuTELY. I CONSIDER IT. QuITE THE PRIORITY. I WAS BINARY ONCE. AND I FuCKING HATED IT SO MuCH I KILLED MYSELF. OR AT LEAST. HALF OF MYSELF. MENTAL HEALTH. IS A VERY SERIOuS TOPIC. I LOST A SISTER ONCE. AND IT WAS ALL MY FAuLT. IF I HAD DECIDED NOT TO BASICALLY KILL HER. SHE MIGHT EVEN STILL BE AROuND TODAY. SOBERING THOuGHT. BuT I HAVE MuCH LOuDER. AND MORE IMPORTANT MAN THOuGHTS TOO.