turned my back to make a burrito and i broke my best friends heart wtf man...

THEY COME INHERENT. TO THE FOLLIES OF BEING DAVE STRIDER. YOu BEND FORWARD. TRYING TO TOuCH. YOuR BuRRITOES. ONLY LO. AND BEHOLD. A VIOLENT RECKONING. AN ASS RIP THAT EVISCERATES ALL YOu KNOW AND LOVE. ECHOING ENDLESSLY THROuGH THE AIR. BANISHING ALL YOu HOLD DEAR. AND REAR.
damn farts and toes keep your fetishes out of my comments. #gross #nsfw ish

ARE YOu FuCKING TWELVE YEARS OLD ANTIQuE FILMMAKING EQuIPMENT? BECAuSE YOu ARE PROJECTING REALLY HARD HERE.

YOu ALSO TALK LIKE AN uNIMAGINATIVE TWELVE YEAR OLD.
nah man i speak so eloquently you got your panties in a bunch about it

DO YOu OR DO YOu NOT uSE PERIODS AND COMMAS. MAKE uP YOuR GODDAMN MIND. YOu'RE NOT EVEN ELOQuENT ENOuGH. TO KEEP YOuR OWN SENTENCE STRuCTuRE. GODDAMN CONSISTENT. AT LEAST MY KEYBOARD CAPPED. NON CAPITAL u THING. MAKES SENSE. I HAVE A KEYBOARD. WITHOuT ANY CAPITAL u'S ON IT. YOu HOWEVER. HAVE NO EXCuSE FOR TYPING LIKE AN INCONSISTENT ASS PANICKING DOTARD. BEYOND OF COuRSE. YOuR NOVEL WORTHY STuPIDITY. DAVE STRIDERP.
i sorta do what i want, comes with this thing called free will or whatever but i dont think youd understand it too much

HAVING TAKEN IT FROM SO MANY. PERHAPS NOT.
