BATTER UP < I AM LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THE TERMINATORS ARE NOW SELLING THIS YEAR'S "BATTUR RUNMAN PLAYER OF THE YEAR" CARD, AT A DISCOUNT. 1/10,000 WILL BE SIGNED BY YOURS TRULY, WHILE 1/100,000 WILL BE SIGNED, AND CONTAIN A PRIVATE MEET-AND-GREET TICKET FOR AFTER NEXT WEEK'S GAME. LIMITED TO 10 FANS! BEST OF LUCK, SLUGGERS! > HOMERUN
MORE THAN GENEROuS ODDS.
BATTER UP < I SIGNED A LOT OF CARDS! AND, I THINK GIVEN THERE WILL BE A MAX OF 1,000,000 CARDS, WITH ONLY 1/10,000 SOLD HAVING A SIGNATURE, YOU COULD REALLY MAKE A LOT OF MONEY OFF OF THESE SOME DAY. IT'S A DEAL! MY AGENT HAS ADVISED ME TO REMIND YOU THIS IS BY NO MEANS FINANCIAL ADVICE. > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < OUR FRIENDS OVER AT THE PRINTING PRESS HAVE ASKED ME TO ADVISE YOU THAT EVERY CARD PRINTED IS OF SUCH HIGH QUALITY, IT'S BASICALLY GUARANTEED* TO BE A PSA 10! *NO CARD IS LEGALLY GUARANTEED TO BE A "PSA 10." > HOMERUN
ARE YOu A FuCKING MADMAN? WHY WOuLD I EVER SELL MY 1/10,000. I DON’T CARE ABOuT THE MARKET. I JuST WANT OTHER PEOPLE MAD AT ME.
BATTER UP < THESE ARE THE WORDS OF A TRUE FAN. I CAN'T EXPRESS HOW MUCH RESPECT I HAVE FOR THIS MENTALITY. FIND ME AFTER MY GAME, AND EVEN IF YOUR CARD IS UNSIGNED? I'LL CHANGE THAT. > HOMERUN
THIS IS THE GREATEST WORST DAY OF EVERYONE ELSE BuT ME’S LIFE.